Posted
8:59 PM
by Jen
Chry: thank god
me: says the athiest
chry: hahahahha thank god says the athiest!....i'm delirious.
Posted
4:59 PM
by Jen
*jeff and chry face plant into the sand* whump.
* a lady hits elliot on the head with her water bottle*
elliot: ow!
Posted
4:55 PM
by Jen
ray ray: i'll drink it!
everybody:NO RAY RAY DON'T DRINK IT!!!!
Posted
4:50 PM
by Jen
soo yesterday was fun! we hung out a lot....then at 12 a.m. someone had the bright idea to make us coffee...lol. so then we started playing taboo at 1 a.m. and we played that for a few hours...then we played scattergories which was hilarious because beeny's answers mostly had to do with baby eating. lol chry's dad was giving her such weird looks. then we played ratscrew....sue and i played a few games of spit...a few games of dominoes....and then we talked for an hour...so i went to sleep at 6:30 a.m. wow. that's the latest i've ever stayed up. hahaha. the thing is i'm not THAT much more tired than when i stay up till 1 a.m. and go to school.
muffins!
Posted
4:40 PM
by Jen
sorry you didn't like the pictures mike. all in good fun chap. happy birthday dude, lighten up. i would say i love you or something but...erm..uh yeah i don't use that word anymore so i'll say....you're cool. watch i'll do it in purple.
Posted
9:24 PM
by Jen
Warlain58: God damn the size of the thing in my driveway
THE gwenanobi: your penis?
THE gwenanobi: why is it in your driveway?
Warlain58: a giant cockroach with wings
THE gwenanobi: right, your penis
Warlain58: could be confused with my penis
Warlain58: yep
THE gwenanobi: haha
Warlain58: it looked like a mutant bumblebee hopped up on radiation
THE gwenanobi: yay!
Posted
2:27 PM
by Jen
Instant Relief's site is up....yes i made it...hmmm homework or create a website...tough decision there. anyway i know it's not the greatest, don't kill my self esteem. I'm really bad at working with frames so....yeah. anyway the scrollbar thingies don't like me...eh i'll fix em later or something. anyway click on this banner thingy to enter. i think it should work.
ooh i like that font!
oh wow and the little counter thingy mysteriously dissapeared...
Posted
1:18 AM
by Jen
So since we want to plan these things early and not at the last minute like last year we're thinking of doing things the 11th, 18th, and 25th of october. so just keep that in mind people. one day is 6 flags, one day is knotts, and one day is kim's birthday. so hopefully if we plan things early enough everyone will be able to go and it will be pure sex.
Posted
1:05 AM
by Jen
w00t! westchester jeff likes all the same music as me! he's a bigger offspring fan than i am i think though...haha and he's seen dropkick murphys in concert! bitch!
Thursday, August 28, 2003
Posted
11:49 PM
by Jen
yay!! ricky has ap art history 2nd period!!
i'm gonna go in on tuesday and maybe maybe maybe i can fiddle around with my schedule and get the classes i want.
eww that means i gotta talk to ms kehr on tuesday. ewww.
Posted
10:28 PM
by Jen
So the past few days have been hot sex! yesterday after problems with my schedule i went to PHANTOM PLANET!!!! the show was uber awesome. we got there at 8:00 (an hour early) so we had awesome spots. I was right up against the stage staring at Alex's sexyness the entire time. Oh yeah. they had a really good show and they were filming for the dvd! w00t! so hopefully beeny and i are on there. i only knew a few songs but it was okay because i screamed loudly after every song...and screamed the lyrics i knew (TURN! SMILE! SHIFT! REPEAT!!!). everyone went especially crazy when they did California which alex introduced as "welcome to the OC!" at one point he climbed this metal thing and was singing high above the crowd, and at another he and sam grabbed extra drumsticks and were playing on the drums. 3 people on the drums! sweet. haha. hmm yeah alex jumped into the crowd at one point...and i shook jeff's hand. haha. ooh yeah and i got two phantom planet picks! one the roadie guy gave to me and the other i found on the stage. w00t! this girl knocked my contact out of my eye. gahhh that hurt. then i was half blind as we walked out of the store and to vons to buy children. owchie.
so then we headed back to beeny's where we read out of this hilarious book "What's Happening to My Body Book: For Girls" holy crap! we could not stop laughing! eventually i got to the point where i just couldn't laugh anymore. the book was hilarious because 1. we are very immature and 2. it was written in the 80's, which is painfully obvious. the stuff in there is grand. you'll hear of it some time.
so this morning weevil woke me up around 10...(weevil is beeny's cat)...actually i woke up at like 9 to the sounds of spongebob squarepants, noticed it was 9, said "ah fuckit" and went back to sleep. haha. so then we went to gouh..."jam" in beeny's bonus room...we wrote some of the guitar part to "the guacamole song" and "not your ordinary blonde" which was pure sex. i got to play on beeny's uber awesome guitar! w00t! actually it was her brother's but now it's hers? so we played guitar for a while...tony came over and HE played guitar for a while...gah he's so good at the guitar that made me sad :-( hahaha. then beeny goes "ooh get the trombone out of the closet!" so i did and i couldn't figure out how to put it together. then she found her trumpet somewhere and i can actually kinda play it! i mean it was making noises and playing notes and such! muahhah kim and beeny couldn't. you guys are still cool anyway.
so then kim came over and beeny taught her some drum stuff....and then i learned some drum stuff along with kim..it was fun! and then i tried to teach her some guitar stuff...and we sang the guacamole song so many freaking times!! i showed kim i could "play" the trumpet and we pretended we knew how to put together the trombone and i played that too. it sounded like a dying elephant or something. lol. so yesh twas teh sex! we might have practice tomorrow or something. chry chry has to come back so we can work on our songs!!! w00t wouldn't that be awesome if we played in the battle of the bands?
quotes for today:
kim: i'm a canoe...i need to have people in me
me: ahahaha that's so wrong!
kim: i can't believe i just said that!
kim: the music stand is attacking me!
beeny: kim your fingers are gay...like jen's
kim: *points fingers in shape of gun at me* GOTCHA NOW!
kim: jen you're a trumpet player by night!
kim taps the hi hat!
kim: i slap the top hat?
me: ahaha you slap it?
kim: haha tap
me: waiiiit a minute! it's called a "hi hat"!
kim:...oh yeah...haha top hat
me: ben got new shoes
mike: yeah that's because he's drunk (lol he kept saying everything was because ben "was drunk")
me: yeah elliot started biting people, like chry
mike: that's just another way for him to spread his AIDS
*i crack up*
ms. k: why are you still at school?
kimberly: why are YOU still at school?
ms. k: what?
kimberly: huh?
ms. k: i thought you said something
kimberly: no
lorenzo: can cinnamon be an adjective? like ciniminy? cinnamony? cinnaminony?
ben: *kicks kim as he goes by* hah!
kim: *kicks ben as he goes by* hah!
ben: *moves foot away* not the suede!
kim: what if we get to mike's door and he has to go put some shorts on? (like last time)
katie: *answers the door* hold on he has to go put some shorts on
*kim and i crack up*
me: hey those leaves are pretty!
kim: yeah, they're GREEN leaves!
per 1: Honors Contemporary Composition, Kim
per 2: AP Art History, Kraft-Watts
per 3: AP Chem, Erdman
Per 4: Honors Trig, Komatsu
Per 5: Asian Studies (i forget who the teacher is)
Per 6: Spanish 4, Quitegui
notice ladies and gentlemen how SOCCER IS NOWHERE ON MY FUCKING SCHEDULE!!!!
so heres the story of the way things happened:
I got to school with Kim around 8:00 and waited for my schedule. I talked to her and Mike for a while...i stupidly should have signed up on the waiting list to talk to my counselor since i KNEW there was going to be a problem...but i'm not that smart. So i get my schedule and immediately notice...hey! there's no 5th period!!! I also saw that i had spanish 4 6th instead of soccer. So i signed myself up on the list to talk to my counselor. I was #34 and kim was 38 because she had problems with her schedule as well. So after waiting a long ass time( kim and i got food and such while we waited) it was around 11:30 and i was allowed to talk to ms. sturgeon. I got in there and said "i don't have a 5th period" thinking i could take some other spanish 4 5th and have my soccer 6th. "oh no" she said. "the only spanish 4 available is 6th period."
So I was faced with a dilemma and there were only so many options. I could take AP Spanish (fuck no! I already have 2 APs, i'm planning on taking that next year, and i probably wouldn't take the test because i wouldn't pass. waste of my time), I could take a first year of another language (another fuck no! i've already had 3 years of spanish i'm not giving that up for another language), or I could keep my schedule, take soccer as a 7th period, and take some other class for 5th.
i decided on option number three. so ms.sturgeon asked what i wanted to take 5th. i immediately said "guitar" because i didn't think i had enough room for it but now i had a free period. "oh sorry." she said "that's only available 3rd or 4th period" so i asked her for another instrument...but the only instrumental class 5th period is "world of music" or some shit. so i decided since i didn't have the conditioning class 6th for soccer i would take a p.e. class 5th. i would still probably be horribly out of shape. then i talked to mike (we walked to his house while the counselors were on their lunch break) and he said to take asian studies 5th. then on the way back to school i had the bright idea to take guitar 3rd, ap chem 1st, and honors english 5th. that way not only would i have all the classes i wanted, i would also have most of them with kimberly (4 out of 6). but ms sturgeon burst that bubble when she said honors english 5th was full. :-(. so i have the schedul i posted above and hopefully next semester i can take guitar and switch into kim's classes. hooray!
so that's really fucked up about soccer..hopefully everything will work out....gah! stupid people why is there only one spanish class and why is it only 6th period?! blah!
Tuesday, August 26, 2003
Posted
10:43 PM
by Jen
god that song was stuck in my head for like 2 days straight!
bore us bore us got a stupid chorus....
Posted
10:43 PM
by Jen
i'll probably end up doing an actual update later....
Posted
10:42 PM
by Jen
more important than the boring people.
wow kim and i talked on the phone for....100 minutes! w00t! lol. i think one time i talked to yael on the phone for 4 hours. or maybe that was ben. no i think i talked to ben on the phone for 3 hours. liek whoa.
Posted
1:26 PM
by Jen
FRIGHT FEST - 10/04 - 10/31
It's an Xtreme Park Spooktacular this October! Fright Fest offers loads of costumed ghosts and ghouls, hair raising live shows, electrrifying street entertainers, monstrous mazes and a special area just for kids!
October 4-5, 10-12, 17-19, 24-26, 31!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to a theme park again, Halloween Haunt at Knott's Scary Farm® screams back for another year as the ghoulish granddaddy of Halloween celebrations.
October 1-5, 8-12, 15-19, 22-26, 28-31
November 1
We call it Knott's Scary Farm® for a very good reason --
IT'S SCARY!
i'm excited already! holy shit it's over a month away and i'm already excited. lol. AHHHH! i love knotts scary farm! hehe. halloween haunt, whatever.
Sunday, August 24, 2003
Posted
2:10 PM
by Jen
whoa a 1000 days would be an awesome song to learn on the guitar. i can't find tabs for it though.
Posted
1:50 PM
by Jen
hmm dropkick murphys tabs don't look too bad...if my guitar was tuned i might be able to play "gonna be a blackout"
Posted
11:40 AM
by Jen
i'm bored. i was gonna go to the farmer's market today but i decided not to...i tried to fix my mp3 player but..no dice. yesterday i was asking people what they want to be when they grow up because sue doesn't know what she wants to be when she grows up. neither does gracie. or kim. hehe.
A- why the AQUABATS of course! And Aquabania.
B- The Baker, make no mistake, he likes to bake.
C- Chainsaw, Prince of Karate. And Crash McLarson. Cadets! Oh and costumes: "Do they [the Aquabats] always walk around in costumes? Yes, and it's really hard to get a job." Cracklin' Oat Bran.
D- Danger Woman, Dear Spike
E- Evil Powdered Milk Man. He's evil. So we set him on fire. Grr.
F- Fury of the Aquabats. Fight Song. Free stuff: "Can I have something for free? This is a question that is asked frequently of The Aquabats at shows and appearances. Remember kids, we live in America. Nothing is free." Fearless records, too.
G- Giant Robot Birdhead. Giant Robot...with a bird like head...oh and Goldenvoice Records
H- Hey Luno. Hello, Goodnight. Horchata Records.
I- I fell asleep on my arrrrrrm! And now it's totally numb! And turn of the Idiot Box! It's a disease just like the chicken pox. Invisible plane: "Why don't The Aquabats have something cool like an invisible plane?We do. You just can't see it."
J- Jaime the Robot! "If Jamie from Small Wonder grew up to be Billy Corgan, are Vicki and Jamie the Robot related?Yes. Vicki actually will be digitally placed into our "Super Rad" video (Directors Cut DVD) as Jamie the Robot's scantily clad love interest. Does that answer your question? We think it does."
K- The kids: "Do The Aquabats really care about the kids?UH...YEAH, DUH! Of course we do, stupid kid."
L- Lovers of Loving Love! Lobster Bucket, Lotto Fever, and Llamas: "Do The Aquabats have llamas?We totally wish. And to anyone out there who's thinking of hurting or abusing a beautiful llama, shame on you."
M- MC Bat Commander! Macaroni. Martian Girl! Majik Chicken. Marshmallow Man. The Man with glooey hands. Monster's Wedding. My Skateboard. Myths, Legends, and Other Amazing Adventures.
N- Nacho. "The character of 'Nacho' passed away in 1998, but the guy who played him lives on. After the death of his character, we made a T-shirt called "The Aquabats: a Lawsuit in the Works". Actually, Nacho was "laid off" for music related reasons. We wish he could still be in our band. He was funny."
O- Orange County: "If The Aquabats live in Orange County, and so does No Doubt, why doesn't No Doubt take The Aquabats on tour?That's a good question. Please ask No Doubt's management. We think it has to do with FEAR"
P- Pinch and Roll. Pizza Day. Pool Party. Prince Adam. Powdered Milkman Playdoh.
Q- Quixotic. It has nothing to do with the Aquabats, it's just a cool word.
R- The Radiation Song. Red Sweater. Return of the Aquabats.Ricky Fitness.
S- Super Rad! Superheroes, which is what the Aquabats are.
T- Travis Barker. (Baron von Tito)
U- Ultra Kyu. "The Ultra Kyu, after battling tirelessly through The Floating Eye of Death battles and tours, decided it was better to burn out than to fade away. My my. Hey hey. So he did just that. He now attends a special college for people who like to learn."
V- Vs. The Floating Eye of Death
W- The Wild Sea. Worms Make the Dirt.
X- X-ray vision! Which is a power that the Aquabats do not have.
Y- You should be listening to the Aquabats right now!
Z- Zebras. The Aquabats don't have zebras but that would be cool.
Posted
12:46 AM
by Jen
THE gwenanobi: see Kanga and Roo
OG Orange Appeal: and roo
OG Orange Appeal: is..
OG Orange Appeal: is...
THE gwenanobi: GET IT?
THE gwenanobi: KANGA ROO!
OG Orange Appeal: yeah!
THE gwenanobi: AHAHAHHA
OG Orange Appeal: I GET IT!!
OG Orange Appeal: HAHAHAHAAH
THE gwenanobi: lol
THE gwenanobi: that cracked me up
THE gwenanobi: i do not know why
OG Orange Appeal: hahaha
OG Orange Appeal: well
OG Orange Appeal: it was a gem
OG Orange Appeal: not really
THE gwenanobi: i know it wasn't at all
OG Orange Appeal: but jus the stupidity of it
THE gwenanobi: yeah i guess
THE gwenanobi: hahahaa
Saturday, August 23, 2003
Posted
7:26 PM
by Jen
ahhh i dunno now i like truANT and ANThology the same. truANT's grown on me. hot sex. haha.
I could tell from the minute I woke up
It was going to be a lonely lonely
lonely lonely day.
Rise and shine rub the sleep out of my eyes
And try to tell myself I can't
go back to bed
It's gonna be a lonely lonely lonely lonely day.
Even though the sun is shining down on me and I should feel about as happy as can be
I just got here and I already want to leave
It's gonna be a lonely lonely lonely lonely day
Everybody knows that something's wrong
But nobody knows what's going on
We all sing the same old song
When you want it all to go away
It's shaping up to be a lonely day
I could tell from the minute I woke up it was going to be a lonely lonely lonely lonely day.
Posted
3:02 PM
by Jen
i think there's a pill stuck in my esophagus. i can feel it there and it won't go down dammit! fucking pills. they don't work anyway. grr.
Posted
1:09 PM
by Jen
rawr i forgot i can't write my posts in word. dammit. now i have to fix that one. STUPID BLOGGER! AHHH!
Posted
2:27 AM
by Jen
ewww the cheetohs were stuck to her bloody bandage. haha.
Posted
2:26 AM
by Jen
*ashton kutcher has one hand on one girl's boobs and another hand on another woman's boob*
tara reid walks in
ashton: this isn't what it looks like!...i was just checking them for breast cancer!
tara: you're disgusting.
His name is OJ
Like the murderer?!
no, like the football player.
Posted
2:24 AM
by Jen
and the owl was on marijuana! hahaha. OJ IS ON THE LOOSE! AHHH! haha.
Posted
2:24 AM
by Jen
my boss's daughter had some gross stuff...like the whole pee thing...man that guy had a lot of pee! lol. and this girl had a bloody bandage on her head and it was goopy and eeww. haha.
Posted
2:21 AM
by Jen
Yay today was uber awesome as well! We played DoD for 3 hours straight…haha that was fun. I'm starting to get better at caen. Ooh yeah I played camper today...haha. Yeap. Then we went to get donuts...well the boys did
Elliot: jen can I have a dime?
Me: you'll have to entertain me
Elliot: okay I'll do a jig
Me: no I want you to skank
Elliot: no I don't want to
Me: come on skank! I'll give you a dime if you skank
Elliot: no come on give me the dime I'll pay you back
Mike: okay if I skank will you give me a dime?
Me: haha sure
So mike skanked! not bad! Haha I knew he was a closet ska lover! He practices at home to his bootleg aquabats cds! Muahahah!
Then kim and I walked home and I got some hummus and flatbread. I checked the messages and realized"oh crap! I'm not gonna make it to santa monica in time for the movie!" so I rushed out of the house, stuffed the bread and hummus into my purse and went down Sepulveda. So I was powerwalking down the street when I saw a familiar van pull up. Yes it was none other than kim's parents. Haha so they gave me a ride to the bus stop. After a ride with a crazy man who freaked me out and talked to himself like beetlejuice I arrived at 3rd street. I ran to the Mann theater, bought myself a ticket for My Boss's Daughter, and found Kim and Chry. Yay!
So we sat through some previews...some of those movies look funny...like "stuck on you" or whatever it's called...hahah. My Boss's Daughter was your typical "everything must go wrong" film but ey it was funny. These teenage boys were staring at Chry through most of the movie...muahahah. First Kim said they were staring at me...I thought it was because I was eating hummus and flatbread in a movie...I mean that's something you don't see everyday. But no they were staring at chry. Yes chry. Hahah. After the show she talked to them a bit. About lederhosen. Haha.
And then during the kitchen scene....TRYING SO HARD CAME ON!!! AHHH!!! In case you don't know that's a song by the exo squad chry's friends and people I went to middle school with. So we went crazy, singing along loudly and getting all excited. That song was stuck in my head for a long time afterwards...oh yeah and we watched the credits and their names were in there! AHHH! So cool!!!
Anyway so after the show we were all hyped up and chry wanted a used shirt. So she pulled us through 3rd street to find out that hot topic was closed. Then we gave each other piggy back rides back to where my dad was picking us up. We stopped at that awesome kid that plays the guitar(lol he's my idol...) and chry asked if we could be his groupies. He said sure. Lol. She gave him a dollar and we sat near him for a little bit listening to him play the guitar. Then we met some boys by a lamppost...yes chry is good at picking up boys. Hahaha she rox0rs my sox0rs. Anyway so we could tell that these guys were closet lederhosen wearers...and aquabats lovers. They admitted it. Haha then my dad picked me up and well look I'm back! Haha I'm off to read the 50 pages or so that kim wrote for me in the speedlimit. Squee!
a- the all american rejects/THE AQUABATS/Alien Ant Farm/ anti-flag
b- blink 182/beach boys/ the beat
c- catch 22!
d- dangerous darrin/ dropkick murphys
e- the exo-squad/ the ENGLISH beat! Hahaha./ eminem w00t.
f- finch/ five iron frenzy
g- Goldfinger/ g spot!....619….haha./ greenday
h- hot hot heat/ hoobastank!
i- incubus? Sure why not.
j- jimmy eat world/ jethro tull(I really like that one song…haha)
k- K, Relient. Hahaha.
l- less than jake/ lagwagon/ linkin park
m- mest/ me first and the gimme gimmes
n- no doubt (ahhh those old school skaish days…)/ nirvana
o- offspring/ operation ivy
p- phantom planet/ pennywise
q- queens of the stone age/ queen! How could you not like a band that gave us “we are the champions”?
r- the ramones!/ reel big fish/ rancid/ rage against the machine/ rx bandits (you know I like that song…don’t be so digital…lol)
s- sugarcult/ the specials/sum 41 (you forgot that one beeny?)/ suicide machines/ sublime/SLYNKI haha
t- Thursday/ Tsunami Bomb
u- the used
v- the vines/ the village people! Lol.
w- weird al/ weezer
x- x-tremely hxc sxe guys to the max0rs!!!!lol are there any bands that start with the letter x?
y- yellowcard
z- zoolander soundtrack! Haha.
Posted
1:54 AM
by Jen
THE gwenanobi: dryden is staring at me
OG Orange Appeal: yeah
OG Orange Appeal: he does that
OG Orange Appeal: and i stare at him...
THE gwenanobi: of course you do
OG Orange Appeal: then touch myself...
OG Orange Appeal: anyways
THE gwenanobi: hahahahah
Posted
1:51 AM
by Jen
moooooom dryden's staring at me again!
Posted
1:50 AM
by Jen
*sees other man peeing on his shoe* "what are you doing?" "trying to get my job back"
Posted
1:49 AM
by Jen
we're not siamese! we're american!
Friday, August 22, 2003
Posted
12:29 PM
by Jen
YAY I GOT ANTHOLOGY! hehe. i think i like ANThology better than truANT. pure sex! lol.
Posted
1:53 AM
by Jen
hey they only got a b- on glow...lol i love this album art...nope nope still too cheap to buy it.
hahah "i'll be the switch she turns on....she'll be mine too, i'll get off. i'll be the fuse that she blows. and even with the lights out we'll glow." gee wonder what's on his mind....and mine....lol.
god dammit i knew this song was about satan worshiping!
Posted
1:50 AM
by Jen
"glow" by alien ant farm is hot sex
Posted
1:50 AM
by Jen
doo doo dooo doo my blood runs red beneath the knife doo doo doo doo
as one!
Posted
1:37 AM
by Jen
i hate how i can no longer write my posts in word and copy and paste them into here. fuck you blogger.
Posted
1:35 AM
by Jen
stupidbeeny: my seventh penis has a crush on your left foot
THE gwenanobi: sexy kinda! shall we hook them up?
stupidbeeny: MAYBE!!!
stupidbeeny: as long as the zamboni never finds out...
hahahah
Posted
1:35 AM
by Jen
THE gwenanobi: hey
BluesFunkRocker: my nigga!
lol that's probably because i called him "negro" the other day. hehe.
Posted
1:34 AM
by Jen
THE gwenanobi: hi
zaxcrazy: Hey...
zaxcrazy: anal sex?
lol
Posted
1:33 AM
by Jen
those smileys with 9s in em scare me.
Posted
1:33 AM
by Jen
Sun Shyne Teeya: DUDE UR GONNA SEE HOT HOT HEAT?
THE gwenanobi: YESH!
THE gwenanobi: september 19th w00t!
Sun Shyne Teeya: :'(bring me plz
THE gwenanobi: awww i shall! haha where do you live?
Sun Shyne Teeya: SOUTH DAKOTA ;(:9;9;
aww poor teeya
Posted
1:32 AM
by Jen
people these days aren't trying to show how much richer they are than people...it's how much poorer they are!
me: no jeff I'M poor...er
jeff: okay
Posted
1:32 AM
by Jen
Warlain58: BAM!
THE gwenanobi: *throws semen*
Warlain58: lol
Posted
1:30 AM
by Jen
mike is cool he brought me back a stuffed pineapple man and a puka shell bracelet from hawaii. yey! see if i wasn't poor and i went places like hawaii i would buy people stuff.
Posted
1:30 AM
by Jen
i can't stop eating peanutbutter...mmm yummy fat.
Posted
1:06 AM
by Jen
Last night's dream: I was at Knott's Scary Farm with Mike, Jeff, Elliot, Sue and Chry. We were in line to get into a maze and this dude in a Frankenstein costume grabbed me. "Dude, I'm not scared okay?" I told him and he put me down. Chry, Sue, and I got separated from the others so we decided to go on the log ride. I looked up into a window and I saw a zombie in a private school uniform. I kept staring at him and another zombie joined him. The zombies were waving their arms and I could tell they were beckoning other zombies towards them. "Holy shit you guys run!" I told Sue and Chry. We started running and I turned around to see an entire army of private school zombies. We ran through a hallway and into a bathroom at the end of it. I dashed inside with Chry and Sue soon after me. I slammed the door shut, locked it, threw open the window, bent down the screen and scrambled out into some kind of wooded area. I kept running until I woke up.
Then I went back to sleep and dreamt I was in a car with Chry and Sue and I was telling them about my dream. Weird.
"fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother"
Dude today was so awesome. But before I get into the producers let's go through the beginning of the day .
Hmm well at 10 or so my parents dragged me off to the bank. I made 5 bucks! w00t!
Then I went to elliot/jeff's at 12:15 or so and we went to the wee ones house. The wee ones include nardo, his brother ray ray, Robert, and this other one I can't remember. Dude ray ray is so awesome! He was doing backflips and all kinds of crazy crap. Then he was dancing and singing rap songs! Oh man you don't know adorable till you hear a 7 year old kid singing "I am a P-I-M-P!" lol. So we played football which I sucked at. Go figure. Then we made a mobile mart run (it's called the FOOD mart hahaha) and came back to play baseball. It was myself and the wee ones against Mike, Jeff, Elliot, and Ray Ray. I got two hits! w00t! which is 2 more than some people. Muahahah. Anyway my team schooled the other team 5-1. which is all because of nardo and his like 3 RBIs and whatnot. Many an interesting story was told by the one they call Nardo. Haha he and I compared battle wounds...I showed him my huge bruise and he showed me the numerous scars on his legs. Nice.
Mike: ray ray say "yu-gi-oh"
Ray ray: yu-gi-oh
Mike: no no say it like "yu-gi-oh!"
Ray ray: YU GI OH!!!!!
Lol you gotta hear his voice. Especially when he starts dancing and going "I like it when you do it right thurr, right thurr" god that song makes me want to deafen myself but it's okay when a cute 7 year old sings it. Haha. Ray ray should go into gymnastics and crap. He'd be awesome.
So I decided to take the route kim and I take home from DoD which involves cutting through the north Venice baseball field. Unfortunately it was locked which forced me to jump the fence, slicing my hand in the process. Nice.
Then I came home, burned truant (which is good by the way) and got ready to go to…THE PRODUCERS! w00t. so my mom told me to look nice and crap (well actually she just said "don't wear your ripped jeans") and in the end I looked very "adult" according to her. w00t. Because usually I look like a freshman. Haha.
So first we went to this Japanese restaurant and had SHABU-SHABU. Oh man that stuff is the coolest EVER! So Shabu-Shabu, which is "swish swish" in Japanese is this awesome way of eating where you cook your own food. They give you a pile of vegetables (or in my parent's case, meat and vegetables) and a pot of boiling water. You swish the vegetables for a few seconds, dip it in this sauce to cool it off, then put it in your rice bowl to eat. The first time I tried it I was like "holy shit!" it was a real kick to the tastebuds. So I got to try all these interesting vegetables and noodles and stuff. Yay! I'm glad I'm pretty good with chopsticks because that's what you're supposed to use. I say pretty good because I accidentally dropped quite a number of noodles. Whoops. So the meal consisted of edamame, sushi, miso soup, shabu-shabu, and ice cream for desert (my dad ate mine). And guess what? All we had to pay was the tip! MUAHAHAH! In your face biatches! And by "your" I mean the government. I'm not really sure what our deal was...I think the dinner came with the show tickets. w00t it was like a 100 buck meal.
Anyway so then we took the shuttle dealy to the Pantages Theater where The Producers was being performed.
Dude! The show was so awesome! It was comedy and a musical all in one! There was the odd sex joke in there...
Ulla (the new secretary): *describing her day* "...I get up at 5...and at 11 I have sex. What time should I come in?"
Max and Leo (Jason Alexander and Martin Short): "11!"
Max: I'm gay!....and also straight.
Max: Jason Alexander?...yeah well...he's no Nathan Lane!
Hold-me touch-me: let's play "virgin milkmaid and the well hung stable boy!"
Oh man and the show "Springtime for Hitler" that was pretty hilarious. And Jason Alexander having sex with little old ladies...man it was just great. Lol Martin Short was hilarious. He played this really hyperactive hysterical guy with this blanket he carries around everywhere. So he had an anxiety attack in max's office and he was rolling around on the floor with his blanket with limbs flailing everywhere...it was funny. Haha and then they had this whole scene beeny would enjoy.....I mean the song was called "keep it gay" hahah. Seriously though a gay Hitler? Hehe.
Anyway so that was great...everyone should go see the producers!
...remember to keep it gay! Haha.
Posted
1:00 AM
by Jen
fo' shizzle my nizzle
"'fo shizz-ul my nizz-ul'"
Originated in medival England in the 17th century, this phrase has changed in meaning completely, from the orignal shorthand denotation of "Alas! An advasary has come upon us! To the catupults!" to the modern definition of "Please grease up my penis."
Old: Bartholomew, the dastardly barbains are attacking! Foe Shizle mine nizle!
New: Bitch step up! Fo shizzle my nizzle!
Wednesday, August 20, 2003
Posted
11:25 PM
by Jen
i guess i'm playing football tomorrow.
i went to best buy with mike and jeff today. they bought truANT. i played sonic the hedgehog. i should've gotten truANT because it was only 10 bucks. oh well. i'll burn it from mike. hehe. i like the way the cd is set up though. it's awesome in my pants.
Posted
6:56 PM
by Jen
Old school No Doubt is also teh sex
Sixteen Lyrics
No Doubt
Tragic Kingdom
You've been a juvenile
WIth a dophin smile
With no elbow room
With your body in bloom
You've had your little backyard
Protected by big walls
You didn't dare look over
'Cause you've been too small
Now you're finally sixteen
And you feelin' old
But they won't believe
That you got a soul
'Cause you're only sixteen
And you're feeling real
But you can't seem to cop a feel
Why do they have to force us
Through this metamorphose
Little butterfly
No matter how you try
You'll be segregated
You're gonna be closed off
You're callow and you're green
'Cause you're caught between
You're only sixteen
Try to cross the line
But your little wings are intertwined
You're only sixteen
And you're such a tease
And there's nothing you do
That can really please
"These children
They're not really bad most of them
They're just products
Of rotten neighborhoods
And bad family situations"
You know you can't forsake it
So sit back and take it
You see you're just not ripe
So don't try and fight that
You're only sixteen
You wana catch a peek
But they look at you
Like you're such a freak
Well you're only sixteen
With a lot to say
But they won't give you
The time of day
You're only sixteen!
You're only sixteen!
You're just sixteen!!
You poor little thing.
I've lost all the time that I have in this world
I spent it unwisely. Unwisely you see
And I can't get it back
And I can't move forward
I'm broke and I'm empty
It's over for me
If I could undo all the wrongs that I've caused
Fall to my knees pray for witness and just
But I'm just a fool
A fool driven to dust
And the world ain't gonna change for me
So give me one more chance to prove these problems and frustrations
are just manifesting memories we're destined to repeat
A second chance to prove I know right from wrong
I swear I'll do things different but can't promise to be strong
[Chorus:]
So come on all you losers, you bastards and cheats
Vagrants and barflies down on the streets
Oh, this precious salvation vindication awaits
We're marching on these broadway streets tonight
If you can look into this old face and try to see the young man
I swear I once was pretty, not the monster you now see
But I squandered all my chances
Lost my faith and took for granted
This life and precious one chance the world would now reep
If I could undo all the wrongs that I've caused
Fall to my knees pray for witness and just
But I'm just a fool
A fool driven to dust
And the world ain't gonna change for me
[Chorus x3]
Posted
2:34 PM
by Jen
ben's not watching any tv...wow okay you have fun without queer eye for the straight guy or boy meets boy. or nip/tuck! i really really hate the new girl on road rules. why the hell are you on road rules if you don't like getting dirty and crap? arrrgh. well actually i remember reading that you don't get to choose which show you're on....they either put you on the real world or road rules...a yep but the next episode is the one where the two shows compete against each other. that should be good.
Posted
2:31 PM
by Jen
i got kim a pin...haha "got"...that says "oh well i guess i'm not wearing my pants today" with spongebob on it. isn't that kim?! hahah because she never wears pants dammit. kim put some freaking pants on okay? you have a problem.
Posted
2:28 PM
by Jen
i've noticed that all brazilians are hot...haha well bruno is. and that other guy that one of the sextuplets seems to be into. hehe. let's go to brazil!!!
Posted
1:43 PM
by Jen
davis=writes interesting poetry. very nice.
Posted
1:35 AM
by Jen
ben=always right. i should listen to ben.
Posted
1:14 AM
by Jen
JAKE GYLLENHAAL MOVIE NIGHT! squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. hehe.
Posted
12:13 AM
by Jen
lol warlain pwnes. his real name is andy or something. i dunno trip told me once.
Posted
12:13 AM
by Jen
Warlain58: I have radiohead tickets for October 1st
THE gwenanobi: oo lucky you
Warlain58: Yea
Warlain58: Ill probably splooge all over the person in front of me
Warlain58: Unlucky them
THE gwenanobi: HAHAH
THE gwenanobi: "oh thom thom take me now!"
Warlain58: HAHA EXACTLY
Warlain58: i have a poster of them right above my computer
Warlain58: as you might have guessed
THE gwenanobi: is it a poster or a shrine?
Warlain58: Poster =(
Warlain58: I'm far too lazy to construct a shrine
Posted
12:11 AM
by Jen
Warlain58: Dammit Gwen
Warlain58: Why you have to get all smart on me?
THE gwenanobi: god i hate that ms farmer
Warlain58: She's such a fucking bitch
Warlain58: Wait
Warlain58: WAIT
Warlain58: we may still have mail
THE gwenanobi: mail mail mail?
THE gwenanobi: ohhh sorry
THE gwenanobi: no dice grandma
Posted
12:08 AM
by Jen
Warlain58: My major didnt work out
THE gwenanobi: what was that?
Warlain58: That is to say, I failed because I chose partying over attending class
Warlain58: Computer Science
Posted
12:06 AM
by Jen
THE gwenanobi: what do you do again? help people?
THE gwenanobi: pretend to help people?
Warlain58: Yeah
Warlain58: the latter
THE gwenanobi: lol
Warlain58: I get paid for being an asshole
THE gwenanobi: you're a tech support guy?
Tuesday, August 19, 2003
Posted
10:55 PM
by Jen
ooh ooh i might see weird al with beeny!! yayyy!
Posted
10:43 PM
by Jen
as usual ben knew and i should have listened to him....and as usual it took me a long time to figure it out. but hey at least i figured it out right?
Posted
10:42 PM
by Jen
yay! i talked to ben! he drank a lot! lol. sounds like he had fun in germany...sleeping all day...partying all night. sweet. let's go to germany. haha.
6 flags! monday! hopefully!
Posted
7:25 PM
by Jen
stupid blogger fucked up my lovely story. now i have to fix it. blah.
PRESENTING: THE ADVENTURES OF PASTABITCH AND NOODLEWHORE!
Brain-damaged, live-journal using, chatroom spammers by day, by night they are:
PASTA BITCH AND NOODLE WHORE!!!
*it's afternoon in the city. Mild-mannered (wait a minute...why the fuck do comic books always say mild-mannered? We're not mild...we're..uh...lemme think of a good adjective...wild! NO! X-TREMELY WILD TO THE max0r!!!!!!1111) Beeny and her companion Jen are browsing the chatrooms featured on AOL*
*in the MATH LOVERS chatroom*
sexyamy24:OMFG I HAVE A CAMERA AND I LIKE TO GET NAKED YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO WATCH ME CLICK CLICK CLICK!
Mathboi: so what is pi to the 500 millionth place?
I_orgasm_over_sqare_roots: any hot cali math lovers wanna talk to a sexy nerd press 333 now
Stupidboi: everyone asl?
Prime_numbers_are_teh_sex!: hahah you don't know pi to the 500 millionth place? And you call yourself a math lover!
THEgwenanobi: *sigh* this place is boring
Stupidbeeny: math talk hurts my brain!
THEgwenanobi: me too! God damn elementary school graduates
Stupidbeeny: I poked myself in the eye with a pencil!
THEgwenanobi:hahahaha!
*suddenly night descends on the city*
THEgwenanobi: I think it's time for...
Stupidbeeny: PASTA BITCH AND NOODLE WHORE TO THE RESCUE!!!
*morph time excellent wild stallions rule dooodledooodledooodledoodooo*
stupidbeeny: I HAVE A PENIS!!!
THEgwenanobi: DOES IT HAVE A NAME?!?!
Stupidbeeny:WHICH ONE?!?!?
Mathboi: hey you guys are annoying. Get out of our chatroom. It's for nerds only.
Stupidbeeny:OMG I'M NOT A NERD?!?!
THEgwenanobi: HOW COULD YOU BE A NERD?!?! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY CHESS DAMMIT!
Stupidbeeny: SHHH! I DO SO KNOW HOW TO PLAY CHESS
THEgwenanobi: YOU'RE A POSER! POSER POSER POSEUR. WHOA WATCH OUT MY MAD BRITISH SKILLZ y0!
Stupidbeeny: I'M NOT A POSEUR! I PLAYED DUNGEOUS AND DRAGONS ONCE!!!
Mathboi: once?! I played for 6 days straight once! No showering! YOU POSEUR!
Stupidbeeny: NO I WILL USE MY STARCHY POWERS! *throws detachable penis at mathboi*
THEgwenanobi: detachable peeeeeenis!
Stupidbeeny: OMG OMG OMG IM SO LET YO1!1!11!1 WTF LIEK A 12 YAAR OLD AOL USAR YO!!1!! WTF HOW CAN U SAY IMM NOT A N3RD NOW??!?! OMG WTF LOL WUT BITCH?!??!??!!11!!!1
THEgwenanobi: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG GUESS WHAT?!?!?!?!
Prime_numbers_are_teh_sex!:what?
THEgwenanobi: I KNOW WHAT 2+2 EQUALS!!!!!
Prime_numbers_are_teh_sex!: that's great, moron.
THEgwenanobi: 5! 5! IT'S 5! YAYYYYYY!
I_orgasm_over_sqare_roots: wtf? 5? Oh my god you people are dumb.
THEgwenanobi: what...what do you mean...it's not 5?!?!?
I_orgasm_over_sqare_roots: last time I checked 2+2 equaled 4.
THEgwenanobi: NOOOOOOOO! MY LIFE IS JUST ONE MEANINGLESS EXISTANCE! ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE! I’M GONNA GO COMMIT SUICIDE RIGHT NOW! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Prime_numbers_are_teh_sex! *hands gwen a gun*
Stupidbeeny: MY NOSE ITCHES!!!!
THEgwenanobi: IT'S THE GOVERNMENT I TELL YOU! THEY'RE BEHIND EVERYTHING!
Stupidbeeny: like my penis?
THEgwenanobi: the one with herpes?
Stupidbeeny: no the one with warts!
THEgwenanobi: you know how those warts got there?
Stupidbeeny: Jesus?
THEgwenanobi: NO! THE GOVERNMENT! AND YOU KNOW THOSE SEEDS IN YOUR APPLES?
Stupidbeeny: jesus?
THEgwenanobi: NO! THE GOVERNMENT AGAIN! AND THAT GUY THAT DIED ON THE CROSS FOR YOU?
Stupidbeeny: Martha stewart?
THEgwenanobi: NO! THE GOVER---wait never mind you're right that was Martha stewart
Stupidbeeny: yayyy!
Stupidbeeny: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG GUESS WHAT ORGASMY PERSON?!?!
I_orgasm_over_sqare_roots: what?
Stupidbeeny: I'm the square root of 2! Fuck me now! Like the horny ferret you are!
THEgwenanobi: HAHAHAHHAHA YOU SAID FERRET!!! HAHAHAHHAH!!!
Stupidbeeny: OMG FERRETS ARE SO SECKSY!
I_orgasm_over_sqare_roots: sorry, I only orgasm over PERFECT square roots
Stupidbeeny: YOU MATH NAZI!! AHHHH! I SHOOT YOU WITH MY JOHN FELDMANN GUN! IT TURNS EVERYONE I SHOOT INTO JOHN FELDMANN!
I_orgasm_over_sqare_roots: who is john feldmann?
Stupidbeeny: *humps john feldmann*
I_orgasm_over_sqare_roots: what?
Stupidbeeny: john feldmann you're one secksy biatch!
I_orgasm_over_sqare_roots: I'm so confused...*brain explodes*
THEgwenanobi: one down 25 billion more to go!
*suddenly everyone leaves the chatroom leaving PASTABITCH and NOODLEWHORE alone*
THEgwenanobi: we win.
ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL DAY FOR PASTABITCH AND NOODLEWHORE! STAY TUNED FOR MORE ADVENTURES FROM THE HILARIOUS DUO!
The end!
Posted
11:27 AM
by Jen
my knee is turning a brilliant shade of purple
Posted
11:27 AM
by Jen
for a second i thought i had magically produced checkered socks. wishful thinking.
squee squeee squeee! i might be working! and making money! moneyyyyyyy! muahaahahahah.
i actually have some money waiting to come in...i made 35 bucks for doing this coffee taste testing thing and then my dad made 500 bucks on this survey but he's only giving me 50.
Posted
2:22 AM
by Jen
i write such thought provoking pieces at 2 in the morning don't i?
Posted
2:21 AM
by Jen
the damn meds haven't kicked in yet. You know what? I won't be surprised if they never do. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if this has been a placebo the entire time. Fucking assholes. is it really that difficult to write a slip of paper so i can see a dermatologist? you know, a doctor who deals specificially with this nature of problems? oh of course it is. you have to put me through months of this...it's the insurance isn't it? HMOs. right? you know what? it's gotten worse. I think i'm being punished for not taking them correctly in the beginning. well sor-ry i don't read the labels on my pill jars. and jesus with all those stupid directions on them. oh well i guess i should start reading pill labels...i mean what if one time i have to take this pill and it says something like..."lethal when taken with orange juice"? And then i down it with a glass of OJ. that wouldn't surprise me. well actually i couldn't be surprised because i would be dead but...well whatever.
and don't say that it really isn't that bad because it does look pretty bad. gross. stupid combination skin. this is all your fault eczema!
Posted
2:16 AM
by Jen
wait wait wait. either it has no meaning or too many meanings. (...the word "love" if you didn't catch that one)
Posted
2:15 AM
by Jen
Come on let's stop using the word love. It has little to no meaning anyway. Think about it. No YOU think about it. It's a shitty word. People throw it around far too much. That's not to say I'm not guilty of such devices. But I'm trying to reform. So you don't love me. I don't love you. We're not a happy family.
love is for suckers. hahaha. no love is for....simple minded creatures that need the comfort of 4 letters to make them feel...better about themselves.
in the trousers she kissed me and i only bought her one round.
darcy darcy darlin dear you left me dying, crying there.
it's so lonely round the fields of athenry.
Posted
1:10 AM
by Jen
no marzipan, everybody doesn't love tofu, they love
PHANTOM PLANET.
admit it. you're a closet phantom planet lover.
Posted
1:09 AM
by Jen
stupidbeeny: how does it feel to use your powers for good instead of evil?
THE gwenanobi: like marshmallows
THE gwenanobi: sugary, yet tainted with goat hooves
stupidbeeny: ah
stupidbeeny: im jealous
stupidbeeny: and yet
stupidbeeny: i dont feel its worth giving up my EVIL
stupidbeeny: lol!
Posted
12:49 AM
by Jen
HAHAHAH Warlain cracks me up. i told him that the lead singer from Phantom Planet is the guy from Donnie Darko so now he keeps saying stuff like
Warlain58: he said just one more thing...
Warlain58: Cut that Jake with a big knife
THE gwenanobi: HAHAHAH
and
Warlain58: California here we come!
Warlain58: DONNIE DARKO HERE I COME TO CUT YOU
THE gwenanobi: HAHAHA
too funny. hehe.
Posted
12:29 AM
by Jen
truANT comes out today...if i wasn't poor i would go out and buy it.
damn you corporate america for making vegan food expensive.
shhh...i know why it's expensive.
Posted
12:18 AM
by Jen
last night i dreamed (dreampt...they both work...both sound weird) that i was talking to ben online...he was telling me all about germany and all the girls he had met there. hehe. you said he's back...but i haven't seen him online! maybe i should call him...
Posted
12:17 AM
by Jen
the only car commercial i've ever liked was that one where they made it like an amusment park ride...you got to choose the road you drive on and stuff...it was really cool.
car commercials are really annoying. i mean that's not how real life is. sure you get a rush driving down the highway after being cooped up in an office all day long but...that's not life buddy. ever heard of traffic?
Posted
12:16 AM
by Jen
"i'll race anyone...and beat em" damn that's one cocky little shit.
Posted
12:05 AM
by Jen
do not upset the morkeys for they shall take your spinner.
So my old cd player is all fucked up...my dad decided to buy me a new one. so he bought me a new one and whaddya know that one starts fucking up too. my brand NEW cd player! So what did i do? whacked it on the table a few times. and guess what? it started working! "hey," i thought "maybe i could try this table whacking thing on my old cd player too!" so i grabbed that one, whacked it on the table, and voila! it works!
i guess i have the magic touch or something...or my table does.
Indie Sux, Hard-Line Sux, Emo Sux, You Suck!
the indie kids are a bunch of snobs they complain my timing's all off i think timing is for stupid fucks! why do they think i play punk rock!!! steve albini playing god of indie heave, stupid dorks keeping time in seven and eleven! indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, you suck! indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, you suck! i'm not a vegan and i have had sex, so some hard-line kids tried to kick my ass if you're not like them they want to clean your clock they're nothing but a bunch of jocks! they're anti-choice, they're facist youth, their songs all song like metal tunes! indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, you suck! indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, you suck! but what about punk rock? what about punk rock? hahahaha i've been told emo songs are deep, which translates into really weak!!!!! all they ever do is cry, did something get caught in their eyes? i just can't understand it all, even i don't always bawl.. boohoohoo.. my girlfriend dumped me and i'm really really hurt... indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, you suck! indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, you suck! they sux, you suck, they sux, you suck.....
Posted
6:35 PM
by Jen
THE gwenanobi: if your name was matthew would you want to eat my lunch?
Warlain58: Is this one of those, ask a bunch of people the same question and look for the best response type deals?
THE gwenanobi: .....no....
THE gwenanobi: hahah
Warlain58: I wouldnt eat any vegetarian crap, regardless of my name
Warlain58: :-D
THE gwenanobi: lol
THE gwenanobi: if your name was matthew would you hate yourself, hate yourself?
Warlain58: Are ya singin again
THE gwenanobi: you're the only one who's noticed so far
Warlain58: i only notice because i do it to people all the time
Warlain58: lol
THE gwenanobi: oh haha
Posted
6:34 PM
by Jen
THE gwenanobi: if your name was matthew would you want to eat my lunch?
MisplacedRunAway: no, if my name was bryan i would want to
THE gwenanobi: if your name was matthew would you hate yourself, hate yourself?
MisplacedRunAway: no, id very much like myself. but not my name. i would hate my parents, or whoever named me. unless i was nicknamed, matt.
THE gwenanobi: lol
THE gwenanobi: nice
THE gwenanobi: if your name was matthew would you want to eat my lunch?
zwhocares1: perhaps
zwhocares1: what was in it?
THE gwenanobi: if your name was matthew would you hate yourself, hate yourself?
THE gwenanobi: vegan stuff
zwhocares1: no
zwhocares1: absolutely not
THE gwenanobi: lol
zwhocares1: i wouldn't even give it to a starving hobo
THE gwenanobi: lol
THE gwenanobi: if your name was matthew would you want to eat my lunch?
zaxcrazy: If buy lunch you mean vagina
zaxcrazy: then yes
THE gwenanobi: if your name was matthew would you want to eat my lunch?
m13lue: maybe
m13lue: wait, what?
THE gwenanobi: if your name was matthew would you hate yourself, hate yourself?
m13lue: im confused
THE gwenanobi: lol
THE gwenanobi: as you should be
m13lue: okay
Posted
6:10 PM
by Jen
ohhhh i thought it was "i don't get to watch porno anymore" but it's "i don't get to watch GORDO anymore"! bwahahahahah
beeny is hilarious.
Posted
5:40 PM
by Jen
dropkick murphys is so good! ahhh! they are most definitely teh sex.
Posted
5:37 PM
by Jen
if anyone wants me to design their blog or add neato burrito stuff to it i'll gladly do it....give me something to do because i'm bored...hehehe. html is fun! wheeeeeeeee.
Posted
5:25 PM
by Jen
i got this tazo thing at starbucks but it wasn't the good kind. :-(
Posted
5:22 PM
by Jen
so i went on another long walk today (yay pictures! i'll have them up in a bit). i walked to brentwood again with my little ghetto yellow tape player. lol. well at least i have tragic kingdom on tape. i forgot how much tragic kingdom rules. it's got a lot of ska!
so i walked to brentwood and score! there was a farmer's market! so i got free fruit yummy. i wanted kettle corn but i'm poor. then i walked to the wherehouse and i traded my eminem cd in for dropkick murphys. w00t! haha the guy behind the counter was like "nice choice" . haha. so dropkick murphys (with dvd! w00t!) is normally 17.99 but i got it for 4.99. hell yes. dude they had all the goldfinger cds EXCEPT hangups. grr. and they didn't have "the guest." they did have the one offspring cd i don't have but i'd rather have dropkick murphys. ooh and i ordered anthology from this thingy so i get it free w00t. free cds yes!
then i walked back. yay! it's like uhm....a 9 mile walk? maybe? 8 or 9. fo sho.
Posted
5:16 PM
by Jen
yay yay yay everyone is coming back! gal's back, ben's back, and kim and chry are coming back today! i miss them soooo much!
Dude I seriously need to start taking Ginko Biloba because I have the worst memory ever. So today I say "mom have you seen my digital camera?" of course she gets really pissed off at me because it's a new camera. So she's all mad at me and my dad is just like "i told you you shouldn't have bought that for her since she loses everything." So my mom is all mad and i search through everything again. I can't find the fucking thing so i sit in a chair and stare at the floor. suddenly my dad goes
"How much will you give me if i find your camera?"
"nothing."
"i want a reward for finding this thing"
"okay i'll give you ten bucks"
"you don't have ten bucks"
"i do. find my camera"
"no no i want this in writing" then i laugh
"you already know where it is!"
"come on write it down. write me an i.o.u."
"that's not fair you already know where it is"
"go on write it down"
"where's my camera?"
"write me down and i.o.u. and i'll find it for you" so i write down 'i owe dad 10 bucks for finding my camera'
"add 'and i will never leave my dishes in the sink again'" so i add that and he reaches into his pocket and hands me my camera
"it was in your pocket the whole time?!"
"no it was the last place you left it"
"but i checked my bag!"
"you never put it into your bag. it was in your backpack"
"i checked my backpack!"
"not well enough because there it was."
damn. i just lost ten bucks.
Posted
1:23 AM
by Jen
shit shit shit i can't find my digital camera shit. the last time i saw it i put it into my blue bag/purse thing...on....god i don't even remember when. shit i haven't seen it since. shit shit. i can't remember taking it out of the bag. shit shit shit.
Posted
1:23 AM
by Jen
THE gwenanobi: guess what i got today
stupidbeeny: herpes?
lol. nice.
Posted
12:10 AM
by Jen
sue: no then they would just argue about whose name was first.
me: so true...
*ll cool j lifts up his shirt*
elliot: mmhmm break me off a piece of that!
*i plow my knee into a low brick wall*
me: owwwww i feel like i'm on jackass...except no cameras
sue: new show! jen: unfilmed!
*a girl with pink plaid pants and a black shirt with a pink skull on it walks by (cough just can't stop it bought it at hot topic cough)*
me: i'm so punnnnnk!
Beeny *furiously jacks off her invisible penis as the zamboni machine drives by* oh god! look it's rounding the corner again! oh god!
lol beeny has got to be the funniest person i know...i was laughing so hard my abs hurt...hehehe
every time those "im so punnnnk" girls walked/skated by we burst into the avril hating song....lol she had a shirt on that said "rock star" and the "a" of star was an anarchy a...and they both had anarchy written on their little paper hats. lol.
Saturday, August 16, 2003
Posted
6:44 PM
by Jen
you probably think that the audio thingy is lame but right now it's the coolest thing in the world to me...i could post stuff...when i wasn't around a computer! DUDE! it's taken blogging to a whole new level.
Posted
6:43 PM
by Jen
that was fun! (my little audio post thingy). i sound like i'm on drugs....like always...and i sound like i'm reading from a script...*looks around nervously* script? what script? my life isn't scripted! it's REAL like the Osbournes! haha anyway so if you wanna find out how cool i am (because i can record messages and they'll end up on my blog! w00t! who says i'm not a nerd now?!) click the little link thing and listen to the mp3.
haha i wanna make another one but i think i only get one free trial and from then on it costs money to do.
lol on my walk tomorrow i'm gonna bring my ghetto tape player. since everything else is broken. i should bring a radio player as backup. lol. actually i have some pretty good tapes. see when i was really really cheap i bough tapes instead of cds because they were less expensive. so i have no doubt "tragic kingdom" barenaked ladies "stunt" sublime "sublime" and a bunch of beatles shiznit. so not too bad. i should steal kim's nofx tape.
Posted
11:25 PM
by Jen
spending the day with Mike, Jeff, and Elliot=free entertainment
watch me be all ghetto live journal style!
current mood: sneezy/bored
current music: Alien Ant Farm "flesh and bone"
today was pretty fun. I went to see S.W.A.T. with Mike, Jeff, and Elliot which is always an entertaining experience. Haha Jeff and I noticed how they're always mad at one another and i've been mad at them so i said "i'm mad at you Jeff!" to complete the circle. haha. S.W.A.T. was pretty good. as far as action movies go anyway. it's not like there's anything better to see. i saw Chris P. and An Hao at the movies. Yayyy! An Hao! i was thinking about him the other day and how much fun he is. hehe i hope we have a class together next year. anyway so Chris was like "you're not gonna see Freddy vs. Jason?" and i was like "hahahha...no." horror movies? me? lol i should tell kim i saw it just because she would never believe me...hmmm....i still need to get her back for something...OH! i thought of a good one...wait no. that wouldn't work. hmm yes i need a good one to get her back for the hami thing. and that other thing too that some people STILL don't know was a joke the whole time...muahahah. so we went back to mike's house and we played some 007 game...that i sucked horribly at. i had 6 kills and like....20 deaths? w00t. i'll stick to DoD, thanks.
i miss kim and chry!!!! :-(
i didn't go ice skating.
Posted
11:09 PM
by Jen
yayayayay! cellar door! i was torn between this picture and the picture of the eyeball with the death skull in it but i think i like cellar door better. it's more symbolic anyway.
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