Posted
7:03 PM
by Jen
hmm today...did surprisingly well on my chem test...can't say the same for my math test...haha our play was so bad in asian studies...that's the last time i slack off and do math hw....uhmmm yeah that's about it. afterschool i had an editor's meeting for written voice. read some good poetry, read a lot of bad poetry...well i won't say "bad" just poetry we didn't enjoy. Kabir's poem is so awesome! Julianne had a fit of giggles during a particularly...um...interesting poem so she had to leave the room.
quotes of today:
*after we laugh watching a balloon slowly fill with steam...ahh we're so immature*
erdman: let it never be said that erdman can't get it up!
erdman: *after drawing a crappy tea kettle on the board* my middle name is art!
us: wha?
erdman: my middle name is arthur! and my dad's name is arthur too! so what does that make me? a work of art!
*all the summer school children groan after hearing this joke the second time*
Christina: *about erdman's daughter* and she has to live with him!
thought of the day: if erdman won the lottery he would update his room...first he would get chairs with built in electrical shockers that would hit you with a mild shock of electricity every time you fell asleep (erd: nobody would ever fall asleep in my class!) and then he'd get a metal floor that could be heated to demonstrate gas laws. first he'd have everyone sit on the floor, then he'd jack up the heat causing us to stand, he'd jack it up higher causing us to shift from foot to foot, and then he'd jack it up even higher causing us to run around in a frenzy...but first we'd be blindfolded! then he would tell us that if we found the door we could leave so everyone would be crashing around trying to find the door.
erdman: it would be so hilarious! i'd be on the floor with laughter.
oh yeah reeeeal funny.
anyway that is all. ap art test tomorrow.
Wednesday, October 29, 2003
Posted
8:10 PM
by Jen
hmmm maybe i'll buy kenya's guitar...it's a fender strat. everyone has strats...hmm but i like em.
:-( gal isn't hanging out with us during halloween...and by us i mean me? i don't know. eh. whatever. expressed my feelings...we feel the same way. i think. meh.
i went to the orthodontist. my dad wonders what will happen with orthodontist stuff when i'm in venezuela. that is, if i go to venezuela. and i really really hope i do.
ugh i did bad on my math test :-( and she said if i got an a on it i'd have an a in the class...oh god god dammit...oh well at least i'll get a dollar from kimberly in february!
uhmm the chem test i also think i did poorly on...blah.
me: ms. quitegui how do you say "blood" in spanish?
ms q: sangue...jennifer what are you writing about now?
muahaha thanks to karim we get two spanish parties! hurrah!
written voice was interesting today...isaac chose to read the back of the vitamin water bottle. lol nice. then we wrote a poem on the board about a bunny. eating jello.
uhmmm and in asian studies we had a sub that mike seemed to like. haha. oh yeah and i got my bio essay booklet back from bianca.
me: hey i used to be smart! flowering plants, phytocrome what the hell?!
mmmm yep. i should go get my euro one sometime.
oh yeah and the bus DID come. it was just late, like monday.
Tuesday, October 28, 2003
Posted
9:41 PM
by Jen
haha the pick chad gave me was smudged but i finally figured out it says "where's yo pick cracka?!" with a picture of mr. t on it. lol.
Posted
8:13 PM
by Jen
awww noah and alex got two pages in the yearbook for scott. :-) that's awesome. and expensive! $600 jesus. there was a little memorial thingy with 3 pictures of him in the main hall. i looked at them and they made me sad. :-(. i don't like death.
Posted
8:11 PM
by Jen
we went on a field trip to the bathroom.
they made rockets in mesa. i shoulda gone. maybe i'll re-join mesa since karim is the president and he's cool. hmm but tuesdays are aloha club...hmm.
Posted
8:10 PM
by Jen
ammonia is a gas dammit! a gas! arrrrgh.
Posted
7:25 PM
by Jen
well can't say i didn't try. even though i said i'd stop trying. guess i lied.
Posted
6:17 PM
by Jen
hmm interesting gal said exactly what's been on my mind lately...she's been reading my mind! ahhh get out of there! lol.
i feel a whole lot better so i went to work out while i watched punk'd and camp jim. ahaha he got hillary duff good! man i wanna go to camp jim! it looks like so much fun. nah...we should just send our cheerleaders.
kenya copied wrong answers off of me in ap art history. haha people should know not to copy off of me.
ms. kraft: can you see up my skirt when i sit like this or am i covered?
ms kraft: *sings* like a virgin!
Monday, October 27, 2003
Posted
7:49 PM
by Jen
man spanish class totally makes my day...i'm so glad i chose that over soccer. and french 1. haha.
quotes for today:
Kim: *to her boobs* hello!
Kim: *using her hand as a puppet* hello!
Kim: *to the angel and devil sitting on her shoulders* hello!
angel: do it!
devil: do it!
me: wait both the angel and the devil are telling you to do it?
Kim: then i guess i should do it!
Kim: *with a paper hat on her head* hello!
(do you think she's a candidate for a mental institution yet?)
me: stop holding your boobs kim!
Aaron: WHAT?!
me: Kim, stop talking to your boobs!
Aaron: oh you're sick.
me: where's your bracelet eh?
Aaron: I don't talk to Canadians
Zeb: why do you have a boy scouts uniform on?
me: because i scout for boys!
Matt: hey that's a good answer!
Zeb: you're not a cub scout!...much less a cub scout from arizona! why do you have a cub scout uniform on?
me:...because i can.
Erdman: (if the school had an earthquake and our floor came crashing down on the class below us) those history people would be...
Lorenzo: history!
lol erdman got into this whole scenario of what would happen if there was an earthquake. i sorta get the chem but i'm lost on math. oh well Frankie and I can fail together. dammit and ms komatsu said if i get an a on this next test i can get an a in the class! thanks for the pressure ms komatsu. oh well if i don't get an a in her class i get a dollar from kimberly muahahaha! but i'd rather have a new guitar :-(
laura is getting a drum set!!!!!! i'm so excited for her. lol.
ms kraft said i had a good presentation :-).
x marks the spot! i have small elbows?
dude today we kept talking about boobs! kim and i talked about boobs and then chry kept talking about boobs and then in spanish we were talking about boobs! when does the madness end? lol.
back to studying...:-(
Sunday, October 26, 2003
Posted
10:47 PM
by Jen
well yael's been predicting it for a while and now she's finally right.
Posted
8:32 PM
by Jen
i got my donnie darko costume today. it's rather craptacular. my mom said "it's not like anyone will know who you are anyway!" I will mom. I will. anyway yeah i'm stupid and i should've ordered my costume from online like a month ago when i decided i was gonna be donnie darko but...i'm not smart like that.
Posted
8:21 PM
by Jen
So yesterday Beeny and I went to the mall to go get Kim a present. I told Beeny that she likes games so we decided to go to the Game Keeper. Hehe that was fun we talked to the guys there and they told us about the games.
Beeny: no i can't play that game...i'm blonde
game keeper guy: that's no excuse! i'm blonde too
me: *i see a sticker that says 20% off* ooh can i be 20% off?
guy: uhhh if you want to smell like fish butt. these stickers smell like fish butt.
Beeny: so are you saying i don't smell like fish butt?
guy: ...that's more of a personal problem
haha and then
guy: yeah you guys aren't very normal
me: of course i'm not normal! i have a giant duck in a bag
guy: you have a giant duck in a bag?!
me: yep. with a sailor hat.
guy: wait lemme see it *i take the duck out of the bag* hello sailor!
hahah that was the best line ever. so we got kim guesstures and were on our merry way.
we arrived at kim's house and beeny went right to work tuning kim's drums. oooh they're so pretty! ben was obsessed with them. he kept asking people to say funny stuff so he could do a rim shot. the back yard was decorated all awesomely and hawaiian. oh yeah! and we finally found out what rick was being so secretive about...her aunt (i think) made us all bracelets with our hawaiian names on them! Ben's is "Peni" by far the best. mine is "leni" and beeny's is "wini"! hahah beeny wini. or something like that. so we had some appetizers (aaron was addicted to the pita bread) and beeny had fun harassing aaron (she kept poking him with the little umbrellas). then the games began! not many people were into the limbo...it was basically just me claudia and ben...claudia and i got pretty damn far until we both lost on the last or second to last peg-thingy. everyone had these little numbers and we got to trade numbers with people. i traded with beeny (which was a good idea since i got an awesome prize later on...well so did beeny). Anyway then we watched people do this crazy relay race...it involved popping balloons with their butts and running with coconuts between their legs...fun times. Ooh then Rickay and I were partners for the water balloon toss and he was like "Jen we're gonna win" and we did! (Beeny and Aaron were partners and I told her to just throw it at him) haha awesome so we got to shake our prize bags and mine was suspiciously light...but Ben figured there was money inside. (actually there was money inside his...five bucks! haha.) ooh then we played that awesome game I played at Yael's batmiztvah (okay I KNOW i spelled that one wrong) where you run and sit on your partner's knee...it was so funny because Aaron and Sue were partners and Aaron had to sit on Sue's knee! I'm surprised he didn't break it. Anyway it was no shock when they were the first team out. Beeny and I lasted until the final round where we competed against Giuliana and Kim. They won, of course, Kim was the birthday girl! Then we played the wheelbarrow race where Ben won...he was like a lizard! A crazy little lizard. Uhmm then we ate....Beeny and I had vegan discussions with the carnivores...and then we busted open the piñata! Lois went crazy whacking the hell out of Lilo. Then Beeny beheaded her. Later we played with the corpse. haha there was a bunch of play doh in the piñata and I basically stole it all..there wasn't any vegan candy so i took play doh instead. Then we sang Happy Birthday and Kim blew out her candles...we found out what was in our prize bags (i got awesome fish socks!) and everyone went home.
So after Kim opened all her presents and everyone went home except for Aaron, Kenya, Chry, Sue, and I the real fun began! We took all the balloons down from the ceiling and sucked the helium out of them...haha that was great. the hairbrush song and "i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" under the influence of helium. good times. oh yeah and chry said i wasn't straight edge anymore because I did helium. lol. then Kim remembered that she had a bunch of sparklers so we went outside and had fun with them. Kenya kept lighting more and more of them together until she did 30 at once! (i'm pretty sure it was 30). Rick filmed it and we joked that if Kenya caught on fire we could send it in to "america's funniest videos." Hehe but she didn't. Then we went inside and tried to play Guesstures but the noise annoyed everyone...then we played Taboo, Ratscrew, and uhmmm don't know how to spell it but the asian poker game? some *cough* people were getting a little friendly...lol. then around 10:30 Aaron drove Kenya and I home. Kenya scared the crap out of me by grabbing the wheel while Aaron was driving causing him to swerve all over our lane. Nice one. "don't kill us!" i told her "hey i haven't died yet" she replied. yet. right. anyway so it was a lot of fun and yay! Kim seemed to enjoy her giant duck as much as the guy at Game Keeper did.
Posted
3:11 PM
by Jen
Whoa okay i had the longest dream ever...but i think that's because i kept waking up and going back to sleep and it would just continue from where it left off. okay so i don't remember the first part but somehow this kid Alex Statman (who i haven't seen or talked to in 6 years) pissed off Chry. So Chry wrote this mean letter and tied it around a large block of wood and threw it at him. Then Alex got mad at ME and whipped out his pea shooter. Sue and I started running (there were a bunch of people there) but Alex got me in the back. So we ran to the office of the school (i told Sue that if i fell unconscious she'd have to drag me there) and we found Ms. Kraft who had told the class earlier that if we ever got hit by a poison tipped dart we should come see her. Lol I don't know why her and not Mr. Erdman which would be the logical choice....anyway so she took the dart and examined the chemicals inside and gave me an antidote. So then Sue and I went to the computer lab where I got online and checked the guestbook to my blog (what guestbook? i have no guestbook). So all these people had written mean things about my blog including AJ who made fun of my typos (i wrote "houer" instead of "hour"). Then I decided to play this computer game (i was really bad at it) and then i was IN the computer game...and then my time ran up on the computer. Then I met this really tall basketball player who didn't want to play basketball anymore...and then I was in another computer game where I was running away from the FBI or the police or something and i met this kid...I think it was Alan...and he kept blabbering on and on and on about his problems and I kept trying to talk to him in Spanish so finally I asked him if he ever stopped talking in Spanish. Then I think I met up with Sue again and we wound up in this gift shop where Alex Statman was working. I tried to run away but he called my name so I went back to talk to him. He asked me about the letter but I didn't remember what Chry had written. So then I said "that dart was supposed to knock me unconscious wasn't it?" and he said "yeah" and i said "well HAH! it didn't!" and then i woke up. haha.
the other night i dreamt Freddy Krueger (sp?) was after me...I started out with a group of four people and it was down to just me at the end...and I kept switching between being the person he was chasing and watching the person he was chasing. weird.
Posted
12:00 AM
by Jen
today was a GREAT day! an awesome follow up to yesterday's awesomeness. i keep forgetting that gal reads my blog so i tell her things twice. hehe. anyway yesh i will update later about all the fun that happened before the party...during the party...and after everyone left! like with the helium and sparklers and beating up aaron and lots of other fun stuff. ooh my voice died. and hey that guy that works at the game keeper is kinda cute. lol i think beeny and i shall be visiting them again...anyway yeah awesomness update later...i'm tired (what?! it's only midnight?! why am i so tired?) and i watched most of donnie darko (without the sound because the dvd player is in the living room...not that i haven't memorized that entire movie anyway) but i didn't want my parents to find me passed out on the couch with the tv on (damn early risers) so i'll finish it tomorrow to inspire me for my costume!
Saturday, October 25, 2003
Posted
11:57 PM
by Jen
haha i know your favorite color is purple kim but it's also someone else's favorite color and i already did theirs in purple so...yeah.
Posted
2:21 AM
by Jen
The concert was awesome! I went to the Palladium today (like Beeny went yesterday! we're awesome). and i had such an awesome time! Maia and Mary had fun too although they stayed up in the balcony most of the time. They thought Hoobastank was the best band there! I agree. Hoobastank should've been the last band with the longest set not AAR. :-(. well...Tyson is pretty so i guess that makes up for it. MUAHAHAH beeny i saw TWO sexy singers! muahaha and i got to touch Tyson! AHH! lol. okay on to what went on.
so i picked up Maia and Mary and we headed out for the Palladium. We got there and saw that the line to get in was ridiculous!
Mary: what the hell? the rejects are THIS popular?!
luckily Maia knew this girl so we cut a bunch of people. we're bad. :-(.so we waited in line...Mary bought some ice cream. jeebus! all Mary does is eat ice cream! lol. but she's on the cross country team so it's okay. anyway so the security was the heaviest i've ever seen at a concert. it was a thorough checking of my bag (they made me throw away my pen and my starburst hard candies. fuckers.) and then they did a metal detector thingy and then patted us down! jeebus!
girl in front of us: i don't want them touching my boobs!
Mary: *on the phone* what am i doing right now? oh nothing...just getting molested by security people.
Hehe so we arrived inside and i took a quick look at the shirts. They were all $20.00+...too rich for my blood. i really wanted a hoobastank shirt but not for 20 bucks. anyway so we got inside and decided to sit up in the balcony for a bit. We were gonna sit up there until Hoobastank came on but then Mary decided we should get into the pit.
So into the pit we went for the first band, Diffuser. All i can remember about them is that they were bland and sounded like every other rock/ punk band out there. Not very special. Most of the time I focused on trying to work my way up to the front of the crowd. Maia and Mary eventually decided that moshing wasn't for them so they left the pit.
The next band, Ozomatli came on and they were really awesome! They were like a mixture of reggae/ska with latin and old school rap! Hehe and they danced while they played their instruments! Hehe they were cool.
Trombonist: Damn...I just bought these dickies and now they're broken! Look they're falling down!
the crowd: yayyy!
So while Ozomatli was playing i worked my way up to about 4 rows from the front...in time for HOOBASTANK! Hoobastank was so awesome. Doug was wearing this button up shirt with nothing underneath and somehow in the course of the set it became entirely unbuttoned.
me: DOUG! TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT!
girl next to me: you read my mind!
I also screamed "i love you doug!" a few times. uhmm because Doug is awesome. and hot. anyway so Hoobastank played a bunch of songs from their self titled album (including "crawling in the dark" my favorite) and two new songs from their new CD! It comes out December 9th! hooray! Anyway I had tons of fun during Hoobastank. I screamed lyrics and jumped around getting drenched with sweat in the process. Just like the Aquabats show hooray!
Guy next to me: What Hoobastank songs are good?
me: ooh Crawling in the Dark is a good song
Guy in front of me: they're ALL good
me: oh yeah i agree
hmm the guy next to me smuggled in a camera...(they weren't allowed! lame.) and when i asked him how he smuggled it in he just gave me a mysterious smile and said "i have my ways." haha. he's also the guy that i fought over these little towels with. Diffuser threw these little towels into the audience and since I love free stuff (especially from concerts...like picks! and stickers!) i really wanted one. so one finally fell into my hands and this guy and i fought over it for a while before i decided "ahh fuckit you can have it." later he told me that he got two! bastard. So i had fun then Hoobastank left me...and it was time for the All American Rejects. But before that....RETURN OF THE ELITIST INDIE BITCHES! (the cool kids strike back)
Yes this concert i saw two more elitist indie bitches! Okay they weren't indie since they were at an AAR concert but they had the hair that was smushy in the front and flippy in the back! and one of them had emo glasses! so anyway I finally managed to push my way to the row 2nd from the front where people were being hauled out of the pit left and right. I didn't think the pit was too bad (haha and i should know as i was soaking in my own sweat...and other peoples' eww) but i guess some people did. Anyway so the two EIBs were standing against the rail in the absolute front, where i wanted to be. By absolute luck this girl against the rail decided she couldn't take it anymore and was taken out by security. So the nice guy next to me (uhmmm i think his name was Chad) said "go ahead take her spot" and i tried to move into the empty space left by that girl. but no! EIB decided to move a bit to the left and take that spot away from me!
EIB: you can't get in front of me! I've been here since 8:30!
me: uh...i didn't want to go in front of you. i wanted to go next to you.
EIB: there's no room! I can't move my legs!
chad: hey why didn't you let her have that spot?
EIB: she can't get in front of me! i've been here since 8:30!
chad:uhhhh...she couldn't get in front of you. you're against the rail. she wanted to get next to you.
EIB: there's no room!
so then i'm stuck standing behind EIB and all of a sudden SMUSH! she pushes back as hard as she can and completely smashes my face into her sweaty back. well at least my mouth was slightly open so she got braces marks in her back. muaahaha.
me: what the hell are you doing?!
EIB: you pulled down my dress! I had to pull it back up.
well who told you to wear a dress to a concert anyway? typical EIB. she was wearing this stretchy striped mini dress while i was wearing a t-shirt and jeans. oh yeah! some people yelled out "Aquabats!" as i walked by because of my shirt. anyway so later EIB pushes backwards really hard again. everyone goes "what the fuck are you doing?" EIB says "i'm making room for my friend to get up here. she's with us" everyone is like "what the fuck?! no! you can't do that!" so we all band together and push her back against the rail. muahahah! score: EIB=0 cool kids=1. anyway everyone else around me was really awesome. we discussed what we would do to EIB (if we all push up to the front she can't do anything! she can't take us all!), shared concert stories, water, and compared our pruny fingers. hehe. one girl came all the way from mexico city! damn that's devotion. Anyway then AAR came on and they were pretty good. Tyson was very pretty and Nick had a whole bunch of cool guitars. I liked his acoustic/electric. throughout the concert chad messed with EIB by putting his arms on her shoulders (which she kept throwing off until finally she turned around and yelled "STOP IT RIGHT NOW!") and screaming in her ears. Man those girls weren't even into the music! they weren't moshing or jumping around they were just standing there singing lyrics and making handmotions. maybe moshing messes up their hair? anyway chad was a real "throw-stuff-in-the-audience" magnet. he got like 4 guitar picks and a drumstick! I kept looking at him and going "bastard. lucky bastard." but at the end of the concert when i was pick-less and told him "i wanted a pick *sad face*" he gave me the one in his mouth! uhm...which is gross...and sweet? haha anyway oooh Tyson jumped in the audience at the end and i got to touch him! very nice. Mary was jealous.
hmm yes so aside from the bitchy emo-girl it was a really really awesome concert. i wish i could've seen more of hoobastank and less of aar as i know like...none of aar's songs...but they were still okay.
two quotes:
me: ooh thursday!
maia: what's happening on thursday?
mary: no it's a band, maia
me: (about EIB) so she goes "i've been here since 8:30!"
mary: well i've been here since 6 bitch!
me: no mary...she meant AM
mary: oh...well who comes that early for a concert anyway?
hehe mary is popular...she kept getting calls on her cellphone.
anyway that's the end of the story.
Thursday, October 23, 2003
Posted
7:33 PM
by Jen
hey at least rick didn't kick us out of the car today!
i made approximately 8 dollars (i think more because i spent some on candy yesterday) by selling energy bars. yay!...i think i spelled that word wrong. eh.
i think i'm going to be more involved in written voice this year. last year i barely came to meetings...and didn't stay after school for editor thingies...so this year i think i shall. plus i really really want to have a say in the layout for my "Child Consumer" poem...even though i can't draw so i'll probably have sami or emma draw for me...i'm thinking little dancing sour patch kids bordering the poem.
tomorrow is AAR/hoobastank and KIM'S BDAY!
Posted
7:30 PM
by Jen
i'm using vick's. i feel like a raver
"it smells like vicks vapor rub!" hehe
ms. komatsu always gives me these creepy little smiles. i think she smiles because she's laughing evilly inside about how she's going to torture me with a pop quiz tomorrow. watch me study and there will be no quiz.
we're watching rush hour 2 in asian studies! sweet.
belinda and i drummed today. then we played cat's cradle. first i drummed on a desk but people got annoyed so i drummed on belinda. haha.
Wednesday, October 22, 2003
Posted
10:24 PM
by Jen
the hardest button to button is the easiest song EVER. Kim learn the drum part (also super easy) so we can jam!
white stripes videos are cool though.
Posted
10:02 PM
by Jen
no i won't be an organ donor!...my organs are too good for the likes of you! ahahaha i laughed so much in asian studies today...i was afraid i was going to pee in my pants.
haha bianca told this story about how kelly and roachne? rochne? put a fart machine in mr. vellas room...and when they set it off he told the class not to laugh because someone might have a medical condition! ahaha.
wonder if kim has found that trap door yet.
...with all the dead bodies underneath?
please don't play with me, my paper heart will bleed. haha i like that song for some reason...don't know why....okay enough AAR i need some thursday! yes.
Posted
9:00 PM
by Jen
10/6/2003 Preorder The Album and Hang With The Band
Come to a show on the current Nokia tour and hang with the band after the show!
Here's what you do:
Go to the show and pre-order the album. You'll get a CD of the single (while supplies last, of course) and then get to hang with the band after the show in the Rolling Stone dnl Green Room!
i'm so confused...all i have to do is pre-order their album?! i wanna hang with Hoobastank! well not if i'm all sick and yucky as i might be since i'm STILL not fucking better . it's all this damn stress.
Posted
8:54 PM
by Jen
damn. belinda likes all the same bands as me! and she's as obsessed with hoobastank as i am! i wish i would have known sooner then i would have told her about the concert and she might've come with us. oh well :-(. next time.
sami: yeah at the palladium it was a sea of beer cups...i was table-ing there.
me: oh i'm going to the palladium on friday!
sami: to see?
me: all american rejects and hoobastank
sami: *makes a face*
hahaha.
belinda and i were trying to name all the bands we like and the list kept going and going and going
Posted
8:39 PM
by Jen
it feels so good when you finally balance one of those fucking redox equations correctly.
damn...the test tomorrow is going to be hard...
Posted
6:58 PM
by Jen
i read my "child consumer" poem in written voice and everyone liked it! they're gonna (hopefully) publish it in this year's issue. i went to an editors meeting...we're such horrible people...we couldn't stop giggling over that one poem...hehe Kabir didn't like my poem because it rhymed!
Me: yeah Zeb is Mr. Siegel's son
Julianne: really? so he actually has a son?
Kabir: yeah that's his second son. he has two.
Julianne: it happened again?!
words of wisdom for today:
a good mother lets her child lick the batter from the beaters.
a great mother turns the beaters off first.
we made a poster for Scott's family in Spanish :-). It says "#2 in his class, #1 in our hearts" Belinda came up with that one
Belinda: Somebody stole the clock!
Bianca: wow, someone literally stole time
me: yeah I don't really like female vocalists
Bianca: me either. you can't idolize their bodies
me: but what if you were a lesbian?
Steven: WHAT?!
me: oh i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner..
Steven: what! weiner?!
Bianca: jeeze Steven do you have selective hearing?
Posted
6:51 PM
by Jen
once beeny sets up kim's drum set we're gonna jam!
Tuesday, October 21, 2003
Posted
9:44 PM
by Jen
hmm but the guy from All American Rejects has pretty blue eyes and dark hair...but Doug! Doug is hot.
Pretty?
Prettier?
Posted
9:33 PM
by Jen
he's dating casper! his heart races faster! man that song is stuck in my head now...but it's okay because i'm seeing AAR on friday! Hmm I like Hoobastank much much better than AAR and Hoobastank should be headlining...but that's okay. i wonder if people will mosh to AAR? Hmm yeah people mosh to Hot Hot Heat. That was hilarious! They made a circle pit during "bandages" oh jeebus. too bad Beeny can't go :-( but Maia and Mary are coming with me. Hooray!
the return of the quote book!
Aaron: You sicken me
Ms Kraft: Students purchasing 1 ticket must go directly...to jail.
Kenya: WHAT?! *hits Aaron*
Kraft: see? there's already problems in the relationship, she beats him!
Kraft: (to Greg) I challenge you to a draw off! Let's take this to the board! (Greg draws a fancy flower with leaves and grass and bees and such)...CHEATING!
Erdman: (about the airconditioning problem) well if we had a decent student body president...*looks at our student body president who sits directly in front of him*
Erdman: stop me if i confuse you...
student body president girl (damn i forgot her name): stop!
Erdman: let's go back to when you were born dear one
Erdman: you are the calculator generation! we need to mutate your children.
Aaron: look, 90% of my a's look like o's
Me: Aoron? hahah!
Aaron: I hate you.
Kim: what about me?
Aaron: I hate you too.
Mike: Holy crap! it's a tiger with lasers shooting out of its eyes!
english was pretty fun today...we did nothing...well kim and i did the math (which i lost! god DAMMIT! how do i lose the homework in 2 periods?) and then we talked to aaron a bit...i did some of her chem hw. haha.
2nd period was hilarious for some reason. Ms. Kraft drew this ugly flower on the board and Greg laughed at her..so she challenged him to a draw-off. he didn't want to go up at first but after much urging from all of us he went up there and drew this really detailed flower lol. So we took a vote on whose flower was better and i think most people voted for ms. kraft's...
Greg: ass kissers.
oh solubility rules and net ionic equations...how you plague me so...
6th period we didn't do much...Belinda helped me work on my AP art history project...Ms. Quitegui wasn't there as well as a couple other people (like Bianca) because they were at Scott's funeral :-(.
Posted
8:31 PM
by Jen
play it goldfinger. ba. banaaanaaa. baaananaaa. baananaaa.
Posted
8:30 PM
by Jen
i pulled a maia and forgot about oxygen! :-O!
Posted
7:27 PM
by Jen
what the hell is Sarah Molton (moulton?) wearing?!
Posted
7:26 PM
by Jen
i keep going through cycles of caring and not caring. right now i don't care and "don't understand" so whatever. i don't give a shit anymore but we'll see if i give a shit later.
me: i have a collar bone!
bianca: eh be quiet ya vegan
*as kim acts out an entire scene using her backpack keychains*
me: kim you know if someone taped this it would be enough evidence to send you to a mental institution?
me: hey look they're giving away free orange juice!
kim: they should be giving away free GUNS
me: jesus kim what if someone heard you talking like that and though you were serious?
kim: then...they'd call the police.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE STUFFED ANIMALS!
lol.
Posted
6:54 AM
by Jen
i have an idea! let's start a blog war! ready? go!
ka-pow ka pow.
Sunday, October 19, 2003
Posted
9:47 PM
by Jen
it's fun to watch newlyweds and laugh at some of the things jessica...uh....lachey? says.
Posted
9:41 PM
by Jen
actually kim is a ho-ing bitch-whore! so i guess she beats me. damn. i lose. i guess i'll go rot in hell now! *dances*
hahah that was funny. and reading past things in the speed limit is funny too. good times, good times.
Posted
7:47 PM
by Jen
i find all this rather amusing. hmmm okay make my life miserable however you plan to do that. like i said i don't hate you i don't give a shit. you were mean and i pointed that out so don't get all pissy with me.
Posted
6:42 PM
by Jen
sue and i talked on the phone a while :-) good times. i woke up with that song in my head "i like to eat eat eat apples and bananas..." and i remember singing it to someone and they said that they used to sing that song too but differently...i think it was bianca? hmm i don't know. i went shopping today...got a gray jacket and some other um....items...hehehe.
haha that's funny.
so sick so sick of being tired and oh so tired of being sick.
Posted
3:51 PM
by Jen
i'm a bitch, she's a bitch, he's a bitch, we're all bitches hey!
actually i'm a TWO FACED bitch! i'm more special than you kim. you're just a regular bitch. but i'm a TWO FACED bitch.
and chry's a whore and a bitch. no actually i'm probably a two faced whore AND a bitch so i'm still more special than both of you. muahahahah.
i win.
he's just a lalalalalalalala!
Posted
12:54 PM
by Jen
me :blank kn if i'm sly prey
them: preoffense fight sling. a heal in moss. hag tempts two.
there are others...
Posted
11:15 AM
by Jen
When do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
They go to a lake of fire and fry
See'em again 'till the 4th of July
haha nirvana.
a gramme is always better than a damn
a doctor a day keeps the jim jams away!
Bianca and I: you made Jenny up in the first grade!
Ed: star wars music?!
*butt clencher man turns sideways* us: noooo!
dani: uh oh someone's injured on the field
bianca: is my man okay?!
me: your man?
bianca: yeah #7. there he is he's okay
me:...uh....okay.
Posted
12:55 AM
by Jen
at least she finally agrees with me. sees the light...and agrees.
stupid PSATs....Gal and I swear we did worse this year...I don't deny it. It's okay as long as i do well on the real thing. Maia and i are gonna take a class...and i'll take the test twice if i need it. my dad took it twice..haha well he said he did like 200 points better the second time.
(past to present?)
third configuration: In the intermediate phase, swiftly developing complexity within the system hides the risk of imminent chaos. But the risk is there.
fourth configuration: approaching the chaotic edge, elements show internal conflict. An unstable and potentially lethal region.
fifth configuration: at the edge of chaos, unexpected outcomes occur. The risk to survival is severe.
if Ian Malcom was a real person I think he'd be my hero. Or Sarah Harding. I need to read Jurassic Park again because that is such an awesome book. Just like Brave New World. I can't believe that Huxley wrote it in 1939. I mean how could he have even imagined things like that...and in such great detail? Mmm good book. Add it to your list Kim. Lots of good vocab words in there :-P
Yesterday's committee,
Sticks, but a broken drum,
Midnight in the City,
Fluted in a vacuum,
Shut lips, sleeping faces,
Every stopped machine,
The dumb and littered places
Where crowds have been...
All silences rejoice,
Weep (loudly or low),
Speak--but with the voice
Of whom, I do not know.
Absence, say, of Susan's,
Absence of Egeria's
Arms and respective bosoms,
Lips and, ah, posteriors,
Slowly form a presence;
Whose? and, I ask, of what
So absurd an essence,
That something, which is not,
Nevertheless should populate
Empty night more solidly
Than that with which we copulate,
Why should it seem so squalidly?
i bet most of you would like to live in this Brave New World. I'm not sure if i would.
some people were released from purgatory...but where did they go? up or down? do up and down exist?
pedophiles these day...hitting on innocent 7 year old girls with boyfriends named "car"....that write like a 16 year old girl. Who the hell uses "idk" anyway? that's the most absurd abbreviation i've ever heard of. Okay...well...there are stupider ones...but "idk"? No, i belong to the Insane Child Killers, although child killers are not insane
So Gal is going to help me figure out who is worthy of salvation since she can see into peoples' souls (she is God you know)...she told me she wouldn't be biased...and that she wouldn't lie to me hehe.
Had a nice chat with Beeny last night...I broke down and re-installed AIM...Kim predicted it. I got a lot of stuff out...that was good.
ugh stupid people...i hate humanity i truly do. People are so horrible. Maybe not hate...more disgust. I'm disgusted with humanity. I've felt that way for a while now but recent occurrences seem to cement my beliefs. (you're not special).
So i bought a bunch of vegan stuff today...for once i didn't buy my own groceries! Unfortunately i think this is the only time my parents are going to do that again...unless the strike keeps going on of course.
there was an ad for a math tutor (a month late of course) if they still need one i'd want to do it...i like tutoring and for money? yes!
that "ass and titties" song is so horrible it's hilarious. and the music video for it on funny junk is even better!
so yep that's about all...was sad now mad...yes.
Friday, October 17, 2003
Posted
10:34 PM
by Jen
so today was sad but more about that later...
1st period...a good portion of the class was frantically studying for AP Art History as ms kim babbled about something or other....i tried to drill those stupid sculptors into my brain and most of them weren't even on the freaking test!
2nd period...Kenya told me three times who the sculptor of Doryphoros is...and you know what? i STILL don't know! blah! it was on the test too. anyway i vomited everything i could think of about greek temples on the essay...luckilly i thought the essay was going to compare the Parthenon and the Pantheon so i'm okay i think...i dunno that test was really hard.
3rd...ugh net ionic equations.
4th...oh yeah Kimberly almost fell in the trashcan and her whole body turned red! (not just her face) that was hilarious.
5th was really fun! we got to do Chinese calligraphy it was so awesome. I had fun playing with the little ink thingies and brushes. hehe i'm not very good at it but everyone agreed it was the best Asian Studies class we had ever had.
6th oh man we laughed so much...Bianca laughed so hard her face was all red and her stomach hurt! hahah it was grand... "how do you say "do we have to do this?" in spanish?" "i have a baby in my luggage!" "then i eat it!" "i have to go to the bathroom!" "please, shut your mouth." "thanks for choosing Jennifer airlines where the customer is always right!" "if you like to play soccer, too bad soccer is illegal here! if you like to be happy that's illegal too!" good times, good times.
then at the football game...i met up with Laura and Belinda and then i found Alex...she told me that this guy from our Spanish class last year, Scott, had died earlier. I couldn't believe it...it was very surreal. I mean you just don't expect 17 year olds to die...especially from a heart attack. He had a heart defect though so that's what happend. It's so sad because he had a lot going for him...he was really smart and he wanted to do a lot in his life. Plus he was a nice guy. I mean I didn't know him too well but i never saw him do anything overly mean to anyone...it's just sad when someone's life is cut short.
so aside from that and all the crying the football game was pretty fun...melons! the ass clencher! and we're gonna send all the cheerleaders to camp jim! dani likes to squeeze aaron's moobies! the thigh master for better sex...yes good times good times. anyway we won...lol that was a given 49 to 3 or something like that.
anyway yeah psats tomorrow
gal is awesome and frankie is right! mike shinoda is hot. haha.
Thursday, October 16, 2003
Posted
10:07 PM
by Jen
it's silly when Zeb randomly goes ha-HA! during class..
mr erdman: and then you're left with 6.25 grams
zeb: ha-HA!
me: ha-HA!
zeb: ho-HO!
or when belinda randomly sings what she wants to say. "what is this you guys?" or ".32 mo-ooles!"
oh yeah and kim won 50 cents from me. dammit! i should've taken her bet...i would've been 50 cents richer...
se buscan el bebe, se toman el bebe, se mortan el bebe, se cocinan el bebe!
i bet that's conjugated wrong. *shrugs*
kim is obsessed with drums porn and it annoys her parents. she likes to make a lot of noise. haha.
Posted
9:50 PM
by Jen
i hope i get to go away this summer...i'm trying not to get my hopes up because things always get messed up in the end...but dude! a month in venezuela learning spanish and a new culture and all that grand stuff...ahh sounds so great.
so bianca invited me to join the photo club...
me: uh....what do we do take pictures?
bianca: no, just sit in the dark room and hang out
me: so then why is it called the photo club?
bianca: looks good for college. i wanted "art apreciation club" but the guy that's sponsoring it is the photo teacher.
haha.
everyone was confused on the chem...seriously we had like 5 people working on that one problem. finally i asked aaron and since he's the chem genious (96 %?! wtf? with the fudge factor that's a 99%!!! ahh he sucks) and he explained it...lol we're so dumb.
it seems like maia and i are finally getting the hang of our stupid labs...that's what's killing our grades. stupid labs. we made silver today...someone calculated that after 30 years of doing this lab mr. erdman has 5 bucks worth of silver. wow. haha. it was pretty looking.
peggy: it looks like eyeshadow!
they're having a haunted house or something on the 31st somewhere...haha bianca and i are taking gracie! yes!
me: man it's probably gonna be really lame after knotts...
bianca: haha it won't be lame with gracie!
true true. i'm not really sure what's going on the 31st. november 1st hopefully knotts again....with maia, mary, and whoever else wants to go (2 more seats in the car).
uhmmmm....tomorrow big ap art test...football game...saturday PSATs ick. 24th is hoobastank and kim's bday! 25 is kim's party! yep so lots of crap coming up.
my dad said he'd take me to look at martial arts places this weekend. i'm hoping to do it like...mmm 3 days a week maybe. i don't know because i'm gonna take a fitness class at SMC (fucking soccer screwed me over and now i need another year of PE to graduate)
oh yeah! we were talking about those "categories" in spanish today where you vote for "best eyes" yadda yadda
me: hey christina do leadership people get to choose the categories?
christina: yeah i think so
me: dude! we should have funny categories, not lame ones like "best eyes"
bianca: what then best mouth?
me: no like...most likely to make out with a snail!
belinda: that's me!
me: and what about LEAST likely to succeed?
bianca: hahah that could be mean though
me: no no then we'll tell everyone to vote for jonah!
belinda: haha yeah!
me: or what about "most likely to wake up the next morning and scream 'oh my god!'"
bianca: or most likely to wake up the next morning and scream "how did YOU get in my bed?!
haha we had a bunch of other ideas but i forgot them all. i need a new quote book.
ms kraft: *shows slide of etruscan couple*
me: haha aaron look it's you and kenya!
aaron: i hate you.
ms. kraft: aaron what is this a slide of?
aaron: *sigh* kenya and i
haha silly aaron...trix are for kids!
okay i should get back to studying. wow i rambled a lot. sue and i need to get rid of that disease we have where we can't think of anything to say so we say something stupid and/or random...yeah.
yo surfo. tu surfes.
Wednesday, October 15, 2003
Posted
11:46 PM
by Jen
the quiz tried to give me advice. amusing.
Posted
10:30 PM
by Jen
hmm i just realized that i really like linkin park...i saw the video for "numb" today on mtv and i thought "ey that's good" so i downloaded some more stuff and i'm like "ey that's good too." so yes.
AP art history review today...was quite fun as there were only...9? of us in the new media academy room...dude that room is so awesome! i wish we had art history in there every day...
ms kraft: so what are spoils?
me: pillage...and plunder...
kenya: and rape oh my!
greg: (after explaining the life of Jesus) damn i know this stuff and i'm buddhist!
ms kraft: you know he's the tax collector because he's the one in the red mini skirt with nice legs
kenya and i: miniskirt?!
ms kraft: see? nice legs.
ms kraft: and they often put wreaths on graves to symbolize victory over death
me: if you were victorious over death wouldn't you still be alive?
kenya: i should get one of those every day!
aaron: look how mean he is! he poked a hole in my head!
me: what?!
girl-who-traveled-everywhere: yeah i didn't go with the tour group. it was expensive so i just followed behind them and tried to listen
kenya: ghetto!
hehe yeah it was pretty fun...the time passed by quickly. lol greg was begging us to stay for 10 more minutes. i actually learned stuff. whoa.
club expo was today...i just wandered around with Belinda. I think i'm gonna join the fellowship of christian athletes because i am neither christian nor an athlete (at this time) muahaha. dude bianca ate 12 belgian waffles. i bet she was sick when she got home. and mind you these waffles were COVERED with whipped cream. haha then i listened to clay aiken...i didn't like it as i suspected. then we did nothing but sit around and hang out for 6th period. twas fun. bianca knows an awful lot about rap music for not liking it much.
Numb
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
feeling so faithless
lost under the surface
I don't know what you're expecting of me
put under the pressure
of walking in your shoes
[caught in the undertow / just caught in the undertow]
every step that I take is another mistake to you
[caught in the undertow / just caught in the undertow]
I've
become so numb
I can't feel you there
become so tired
so much more aware
I'm becoming this
all I want to do
is be more like me
and be less like you
can't you see that you're smothering me
holding too tightly
afraid to lose control
cause everything that you thought I would be
has fallen apart right in front of you
[caught in the undertow / just caught in the undertow]
every step that I take is another mistake to you
[caught in the undertow / just caught in the undertow]
and every second I waste is more than I can take
I've
become so numb
I can't feel you there
become so tired
so much more aware
I'm becoming this
all I want to do
is be more like me
and be less like you
And I know
I may end up failing too
But I know
You were just like me with someone disappointed in you
I've
become so numb
I can't feel you there
become so tired
so much more aware
I'm becoming this
all I want to do
is be more like me
and be less like you
I've become so numb
I can't feel you there
Is everything what you want me to be
I've become so numb
I can't feel you there
Is everything what you want me to be
then another song because i can
What do I do to ignore them behind me?
Do I follow my instincts blindly?
Do I hide my pride / from these bad dreams
And give in to sad thoughts that are maddening?
Do I / sit here and try to stand it?
Or do I / try to catch them red – handed?
Do I trust some and get fooled by phoniness,
Or do I trust nobody and live in loneliness?
Because I can’t hold on / when I’m stretched so thin
I make the right moves but I’m lost within
I put on my daily façade but then
I just end up getting hurt again
By myself [myself]
I ask why, but in my mind
I find I can’t rely on myself
chorus:
I can’t hold on
To what I want when I’m stretched so thin
It’s all too much to take in
I can’t hold on
To anything watching everything spin
With thoughts of failure sinking in
If I
Turn my back I’m defenseless
And to go blindly seems senseless
If I hide my pride and let it all go on / then they’ll
Take from me ‘till everything is gone
If I let them go I’ll be outdone
But if I try to catch them I’ll be outrun
If I’m killed by the questions like a cancer
Then I’ll be buried in the silence of the answer
[by myself]
How do you think / I’ve lost so much
I’m so afraid / I’m out of touch
How do you expect / I will know what to do
When all I know / Is what you tell me to
Don’t you know
I can’t tell you how to make it go
No matter what I do, how hard I try
I can’t seem to convince myself why
I’m stuck on the outside
Posted
8:09 PM
by Jen
got my report card today...Kim looks like you're gonna lose that bet...then again i still have 15 more weeks eh?
damn i made a stupid bet today. she wanted to bet that she'd get a low b on the test...i should've taken it since she could get a high b and i'd still win...instead i bet that she'd get an a. well i have faith in your math abilities :-P. oh crap i forgot she can't read this anyway. haha oh well.
Posted
7:37 PM
by Jen
hurrah i think my parents are gonna let me to Tae Kwon Do again...i need a new sport. if i had stuck with Tae Kwon Do when i first began i'd be a really awesome black belt by now. damn.
Posted
6:31 PM
by Jen
ahahaha. quizilla quizzes are fun.
Tuesday, October 14, 2003
Posted
7:42 PM
by Jen
Nov. 15 Henry Fonda Theatre Los Angeles, CA DVD RELEASE PARTY!!! TBA
hooray! we should get our cadet cards...
Posted
6:12 PM
by Jen
Jimmy you've been telling me that for the past two days and you are so wrong.
Posted
5:51 PM
by Jen
asking questions that never get answered.
Posted
11:58 PM
by Jen
had some interesting conversations today.
Posted
9:49 PM
by Jen
hmm i agree. maybe we should all...eh...i dunno...never mind.
Posted
8:52 PM
by Jen
Kim: that's why i couldn't go to Knott's Scary Farm...i was at an Enrique Iglesias concert.
Posted
8:05 PM
by Jen
haha oh yeah on saturday Bianca wanted to know when the next showing of the hanging was so she told me to ask a monster and he just spewed gibberish at me. haha good times.
Posted
5:05 PM
by Jen
haha in Brave New World you're weird if you don't have lots of sex and you stay with one person for a long time.
Posted
5:04 PM
by Jen
it's nice to find a song that describes how i'm feeling or that motivates me...and then play it over and over and over again.
Posted
12:26 AM
by Jen
hmm people have been surprising me lately. most of them are pleasant....and by them i mean the surprises...most of the people themselves are pleasant...i think?
Posted
12:02 AM
by Jen
oh YEAH! and Bianca found me a Knotts Scary Farm shirt for 5 bucks! ahhh that was so great! It's last year's shirt but i don't care it was only 5 bucks. if i go again i think i'll get this year's shirt.
Posted
12:01 AM
by Jen
bahhhh math test in chem tomorrow. that's lame.
i started reading Brave New World. Hmmm so far I really like it.
Posted
11:59 AM
by Jen
Yesterday was so awesome!! okay so here we go...
Ben's mom picked Sami and I up (she left her car at my apartment) and we went back to Ben's house. Whoa it's so awesome! I met Carl, he liked my pants. We saw Ben's Tara Reid shrine...i mean the pictures on Ben's wall. Robert was there too I liked his shirt. Then Beeny showed up and then Aaron K. I kept blaming him for coming late and then he turned around and blamed me for not telling him the correct time. Then I blamed him for not being online. Anyway so then the other Aaron (G.) came and we were off.
So we listened to this techno music in the car...and there was a techno version of the Sesame Street! I started cracking up...i dunno everyone else thought I was insane but I thought it was hilarious. Then Aaron K.started singing along with it and I laughed harder. Then somehow the conversation turned to throwing up and how Aaron K. enjoys throwing up...because he's bulimic. yep. we figured it out. Oh yeah and he "hates me" but not when I give him starburst hard candies.
So then we arrived at Quiznos where everyone except Beeny and I gorged themselves on toasted subs.
Me: *stealing Kim's line* Look it's Elvis!
Aaron G. : what? *looks to where I'm pointing*
Me: haha you looked
Aaron G. : oh i thought you meant like someone was dressed up as Elvis...
Me: yeah i was pointing to Beeny
Aaron G. : What? No elvis is a white man with black hair.
Beeny: So I'm not a white man with black hair?!
Me: jeeze it's like the time Elliot said you didn't have a penis!
Beeny: I know that was so mean!
Aaron K. : WHAT?!
so we met up with Bianca, Alex, Christina, and Gracie bringing our group total to 11. Gracie was freaking out already! She kept going "you guys i don't know why i came again! you guys i don't want to do this!!" and i told her it was okay and she would have fun.
So the park opened half an hour early (score!), which made it easy to go straight to our first maze THE TEMPLE OF SACRIFICE which was in the line for Jaguar. This was definitely the worst maze of the night. Even so Sami still grabbed awfully tight to my arm and screamed a lot. fun fun. So we rode Jaguar and were off to our first (real) maze of the night...
the UNDERGROUND. I believe I went through this maze with Sami as well. This maze was probably among the scaries because the first maze of the night is always the scariest for me. Beeny danced with a monster to the techno music. Haha Ben was all happy because of the techno music.
Ben: Look at that monster!
Me: what?
Ben: doesn't he look familiar?
Me: hahah isn't that the monster that chased Gracie out of here last year?
Ben: haha yeah!
so we came out of that maze alive (i only took one crappy picture because i was having camera trouble) and went onto RED MOON MASSACRE. This was the log ride, same as last year. Hahah I always get a kick out of the recording they play while you're waiting in line. It's the story of little red riding hood and you hear this sweet little grandmother's voice which then morphs into a deep creepy man voice. There was this little sign on the wall and someone (sami i think?) goes "look Gracie a sign" and she turns around and screams! Lol that was hilarious. Then she was standing with her back to two poles. So Ben goes between the poles, she turns around, sees him, and screams again. Good times. I rode with Gracie, Sami, and Beeny. They made me ride in front because I wasn't scared or something. Anyway there were lots of wolves...i saw the outhouse from last year and i screamed "i gotta go pee!" and a wolf popped out of there. hehe. anyway ummm yeah i think Gracie closed her eyes the entire time. Our picture was funny we were all pointing at something and screaming. Oh yeah and as we floated by a wolf Beeny and I sang "...and with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on *points to wolf* your shirt!"
So next we decided to go to the CURSE OF THE SPIDER because the line for army of the underworld was ridiculous. I had never been in this maze so i had no idea what to expect. We had a plan to scare the boys (because they kept setting Gracie up) but we never went through with it. Too bad that would've been funny. Anyway so they ushered us into this big room and the lights go out. So everyone is screaming there heads off and nothing is even going on! there's just light changes and stuff and then a voice goes "AND FRIGHTENED MS MUFFET AWAY!!!!" but honestly nothing happened. I dunno why all the screaming...I mean I'm afraid of the dark and I wasn't freaking. Anyway so this maze was particularly creepy because it was very very small. There were a lot of tight quarters and the talent was right in your face. Alex was so scared she fell on the ground! haha. Alex and Christina acted very different than last year...last year they were all like "we're not scared. someone scare us! this isn't scary." and this year they were freaking out. hehe which was entertaining. anyway so after the boys almost got hit by a spider on a bungee cord we finished that maze.
Next we went to the CARNIVAL OF CARNIVOROUS CLOWNS. I bought my 3-D glasses and was ready for an awesome maze. This was one of the most visually appealing mazes I have ever been in. Man the 3-D was just spectacular! It put the clown maze of 6 flags to absolute shame. Everything was popping out it was so cool. I bet Bianca and I looked like idiots reaching out for things that weren't actually popping out. Haha. Not that we don't look like idiots all the time. Heh. So i passed around my 3-D glasses to all the boys and they got to see how cool the maze looked with the glasses on. Aaron was upset that there was nobody hiding in the ball pit.
Beeny: That clown looks like Conan O Brien!
Aaron K.: Haha it does
Beeny: Conan is sexy
Aaron : yes he is
Next we headed over to MALICE IN WUNDERLAND. This was another 3-D maze, but I lent mine to Sami so i could take lots of pictures. This maze i did basically by myself. I had fun taking pictures of the monsters and decorations. It was great, i would be fiddling with my camera and then i would look up and BOOM! there was a monster in my face. Heheh. fun fun. Sami and I recognized Jefferson Airplane's "White Rabbit" (i posted the lyrics a few days ago) so we sang along to it. I love how the music (or lack thereof) matches the theme of the maze. Anyway that wasn't a very scary maze...i had fun walking it kinda alone. I mean i had people in front and back of me but i didn't have anyone attached to me.
then we decided to go to HATCHET HIGH. This was probably my favorite maze of the night. I didn't care that there wasn't much "talent" in the maze, but the details were amazing! I mean writing "carrie white rules" and "i'm hot for teachers" on the walls? how can you not love that? haha and of course having Kobe Bryant as the sex ed teacher. the theme of the maze was really awesome too. There was a prom and graduation and sexy football players...haha it was gweat. There was a chainsaw man at the end but he didn't saw anything off of me. he was too busy chasing someone else :-(.
next we decided to go to BLOOD BAYOU. I think i liked this maze the least (except temple of sacrifice of course.) oh wait except for that one part where that guy slid out from under the bed. that was so freaking awesome. even the boys were scared on that one. haha. No chainsaw man in this one :-( but there was that creepy pig thing from last year. and of course...cannibalistic inbreeds! then at the end of the maze there were two guy waiting...one got me and the other one scared Gracie...and of course she ran. So he chased after her and she kept calming down for 2 seconds...then she would realize that he was STILL there so she would start running again. Eventually she hid behind Aaron K. and the guy finally stopped chasing her. That was mighty entertaining.
Next we started walking towards the Inquisition. Along the way we saw a teeny bit of the Hanging...it was all piratey. I wanted to see it...maybe if i go back again this year (which I really really wanna do). Anyway so we hear "Complicated" start out and an "Avril Lavigne" runs out singing. "NOOOOOOO!!!!" scream Beeny and I. But the Pirates stabbed her! It was bloody and wonderful. Beeny and I started cheering and these girls gave us dirty looks. LoL.
So on the way to the Inquisition we spied this new ride La Revolucion which looked pretty interesting. Alex, Christina, Beeny and I decided to ride it. We saw and opening in the line and well...we got into it. Hey that guy wasn't paying attention! Alex---"we're gonna have such bad karma for doing this" oh well even with the line cutting we still had to wait like 45 minutes. or was it an hour? anyway so Beeny and I sang a bunch of songs because we were bored...we started on "Chris Cayton" and this guy across from us goes "what is that?" and i said "goldfinger" and he was like "oh really?" and introduced himself as Ruben. Haha Beeny introduced herself and he said "why are you called Beeny?" and i said "because she likes beans!" lol and Beeny was like "shut up!" So anyway we went on the ride and it wasn't worth the waiting time at all...we probably could've done another maze in the time we were waiting for that ride. oh well. we did that last year too and we never learn do we? eh. we still did all the mazes.
anyway so everyone else left to go wait for the inquisition. wait...maybe we couldn't have gotten in another maze because they were still waiting in line by the time we were off the ride...eh my brain hurts. Anyway so we had to go pretty far through the line to find the rest of our group. Aaron K. had decided to eat so he was trailing along behind us. Unfortunately for him he is quite large, so while us wee ones slipped quietly through the line people kept yelling at him and giving him dirty looks. haha. quite a number of people wanted him to "take them with him" haha. Popular last night eh Aaron? Anyway so we found everyone else and I looked at the map where Bianca had mapped out our game plan. We would hit Inquisition, Lore of the Vampire, Asylum, and then maybe a show. So finally after all that waiting it was time for THE INQUISITION. Ben found his lifelong partner. haha. Beeny was my arm candy so we walked through the maze together. It was really funny though because about 90% of the scares were on Beeny's side! Seriously everything happened on her side. She got scared quite a few times because she wasn't really paying attention. Like this one guy sitting against the wall scared her....Beeny--"I was thinking...what if that guy was real? and then boom! he was!" hehe he was sitting so still though...well anyway Gracie's screams could be heard throughout the entire maze...well Gracie's screams could be heard throughout all the mazes actually. I think it was this maze where I looked back at Gracie and she had her arms around Ben clutching him for dear life. Haha wonder if he'll have bruises.
next we decided to go into the LORE OF THE VAMPIRE. Beeny and Aaron K. amused themselves..
Beeny: why are you so short?
Aaron : why are you so tall?
Beeny: damn! why are you so.....short?
Aaron : why are you so tall?
Beeny: dammit! Okay um um...
me: why are you so decapitated?
Aaron : why are you so undecapitated?
me: no! that sucked! wait...what's the opposite of decapitated anyway?
Beeny:...head-glued-back-on?
Beeny and I stuck together again and we decided to make catcalls at the vampires. twas fun. haha I got bitten! I said something to one of the vampires as we walked by and he snapped at my hair when i turned around. hehe. There was a vampire playing the organ so Beeny and I sang "play that funky music white boy..." then there was an "im so punnnnk!" vampire section...we failed to utter those words though. I thought of that AFTER we were out of the maze. and we didn't go "shwing! shwing shwing!" so we decided to do that in the next maze. Ooh one of those vampires actually was pretty hot...hehehe he was wearing this kinda mesh shirt and hanging by his arms on a stage...very nice indeed. Gracie was chased out of this maze by a vampire...haha I saw someone run by and I said "was that Gracie?" and Ben goes "yup"
Our final maze of the night was THE ASYLUM. This was the creepiest maze of the night. There was a huge line because it was a new maze, but the line moved pretty quickly.
Aaron K: *singing to himself* Max Power...
me: Aaron are you talking to yourself again?
Aaron : no i was singing
me: i think you need to get on medication
Aaron: well obviously this kind isn't working
Oh yes and then Beeny decided that the eye on the back of Aaron's shirt looked like a vagina so she proceeded to impregnate him several times. hahahah. Aaron G. wasn't feeling too well :-(. He said that the spinny tunnel thing had made him sick. Those things make my dad sick too. Anyway so it was incredibly foggy in the beginning of the maze...so foggy that Ben tripped over a metal fence, crashed into Gracie, and caused her to fall onto a mattress that magically appeared on the floor next to her. That was funny and creepy at the same time. Eww this one room was really gross...in the bathroom they had this girl vomiting into a toilet...it was pretty realistic looking...there were layers of vomit all over the toilet and water spewed from her mouth. Oh and realistic sounds. Ick. (me: it's Aaron!) So after we got out of the bathroom this creepy girl appeared in front of Beeny and I and went "do you want to be my friend?!" Beeny said yes so she stuck out her elbow and she and Beeny skipped down the hallway. haha. Beeny saw a creepy baby-man sitting in a crib (written behind it: "i want my mommy" "no i won't share my toys") and she thought it was cute...whatever floats your boat Beeny. One of the creepier things about the maze was the recording that I could hear as I walked down the dimly lit hallways...this one was a guy and it sounded like this "i'm hungry. yumyumyumyumyumy" or something...it was creepy. and then he said "the room is getting smaller! the walls are closing in on me!" and the walls DID close in on us! These bag things slowly inflated so it felt like the room was getting smaller. That was creepy.
After taking a short break we decided to go on ARMY OF THE UNDERWORLD. Beeny and I amused ourselves in line by saying the "dumbest things ever" according to Aaron K. haha.
me: let's tell perverted jokes
Beeny: okay what did the penis say to the vagina?
me: what?
Beeny: i want to be inside you!
Aaron: oh god that was the DUMBEST thing i have ever heard.
Beeny: you keep saying that. How do you know it's THE dumbest thing ever?
Aaron: believe me it can't get dumber than that.
ahaha good times... so we got into our little cars...wow we fit 11 people in those little cars. That was pretty good. So Robert was sitting next to Aaron K. and he goes "oh well I don't care who sits next to me as long as it isn't those two" *points to me and Beeny* so of course I asked Robert to switch seats with me. Muahahaha. So Beeny sat next to Aaron and I sat next to her. The Army of the Underworld wasn't very scary...well it was to Gracie of course but at least we got to sit down. Alex--"that one's real. no...that one's real. no...that one's AHHHH! okay that one was real!" Oh man we got off the ride and and this guy started chasing Gracie. So she turned around and the guy hid behind her and Bianca goes "okay Gracie he's gone. he's gone let's go" so Gracie turns around and the guy jumps up and yells at her. She started screaming ohhhh man. that was comedy. Of course she hated us all after that. Everyone was talking about how they "baited Gracie" but I didn't do that to her. haha i'm not mean.
so after that we decided to leave. we got into a towncar that only fit 6 people...Ben laid across us. well first he was sitting in Aaron's lap. Aaron--"I have a bony ass jabbing into me!" aww and then they had a kodak moment where Aaron laid his head on Ben and Ben laid his head on Aaron's head...awww. I didn't get a picture of that. I DID get a picture of Ben in Aaron's lap. muahahah and i blinded Aaron in the process...score! Aaron---"I hate you." me---"I hate you too" Aaron--"good because i hate you. both of you" me--"you don't hate us! you love us, you want to have our children" Beeny--"he's already having 7 of mine!" ahhh good times.
so then we got to my apartment, paid the driver man and my dad drove the boys home. Sami drove Beeny home...and that was the end!
Man I can't wait to go back.
Posted
2:18 AM
by Jen
knotts was so awesome! Too tired to update, i'll post pictures later (i took a LOT). I forgot to get a map. poop oh well.
Saturday, October 11, 2003
Posted
10:32 AM
by Jen
oh yeah and they didn't allow cameras into the mazes :-(. poop.
Posted
1:33 AM
by Jen
Wow! today was awesome! So here we go:
1st period: lame
2nd period: still lame but i changed my seat. I now sit with Kim, Chry, and the "etruscan couple" Kenya and Aaron. lol.
3rd period: ooh we did a cool lab! We dehydrated this chemical and it was bubbling all cool.
Maia: It's breathing!!
*later*
Maia: I want to touch it!
Me: uhhhh....i dunno if that's such a good idea...Mr. Erdman said if you get that stuff in your eye it will literally burn your eyeball.
then nutrition...
Aaron: [to Davis] yeah you couldn't get us tickets for the movie. You don't look 17. *looks at me* and you look about five.
Me: Hey!
Davis: Hey that's mean! *turns to me* you look at least 11!
Max: How can anyone not like Queen?! How can anyone not like the band that gave us "We Will Rock You" and "Bohemian Rhapsody"?!
then 5th period...uhh did nothing as usual.
6th period...watched a movie about Argentina.
Then afterschool I met up with Maia and we went to go eat. She got fries and a shake, i got fries and a bean burrito. Then my dad picked us up and took us to six flags!!! AHHH!!! soooo fun!
So we get there (after laughing through my AP art history book) and the first ride we go on is Viper.The line wasn't too bad but they only had one car running. This made the wait longer than it should have been. Eh it's okay I'll wait for Viper.
Then we decided to go on Deja Vu, but the ride was converted into a maze. Wtf?! that was so not cool. "lame" i muttered walking away.
So we decided to go on Riddler's Revenge instead. We waited literally two minutes for that ride. The line was so short! It was a nice ride for the time we had to wait for it.
Next we went on free fall. That was quite a rush! As our little car gently wheeled over the hole..."oh man this is scary! Ahh this is scary! Ahh!" said Maia. I agreed with her. So we fell down that ride and got quite a nice adrenaline rush. indeed.
Then we headed over to Gotham City but gave up on Batman because the line was wayyy too long. A line for Batman and not Riddler's? interesting. We decided to go on Colossus backwards instead. Oh man! That was so fun! Colossus is much better backwards than forwards.
So then we decided to go on DIVE DEVIL!!! AHHHH! I've never been on that ride before because it's always too expensive/too scary/too long of a line/nobody wants to go with me. Well Maia and I decided that today would be the day that we finally mustered enough courage to go on this ride. For those of you who don't know, Dive Devil is a ride where they strap you into a harness and you basically free fall...i don't know how far but it's a loooong way down. It's pretty expensive, but with a Dive Devil ticket you get half price on Thrill Shot (another ride i've never tried) so we decided ahh hell let's do it. So we bought our tickets and after making small talk with an annoying man "watch out! these girls are from Beverly Hills!" we got strapped into our harnesses. I immediately felt nervous, but after watching three small children go on this ride I felt I could do it. So we walked up to the little motorized platform...
Man: who's gonna be pulling the rip cord?
Maia: *points at me* she is
Me: me?
Maia: yeah I can't even turn on the bunsen burner in chem! I'll mess this up, you do it.
So after being unceremoniously flipped onto our stomachs (now THAT was scary!) we began to rise into the air.
Maia: okay that's it right?
Me: no...we're still going...
Maia: okay but this is it right?
Me: no...we're still going up...
Maia: okay now are we there yet?
Me:...almost...
so we finally got to the top and the guy goes "Alpha 3,2,1, FLY!" i pulled the rip cord...it didn't want to go at first...and then we FLEW! oh man it was the best experience ever! We fell almost to the ground and then flew out over every body's heads...then back up again...then back out again! It was an amazing experience. The most fun, and the biggest rush I've ever had. It was great. So we missed the little ring you grab onto to stop yourselves (we are wee children) we kept swinging until we were low enough for the lady to grab the little trapeze bar-ish thing i was standing on.
so after that huge rush we went on another ride, Thrill shot. This ride was definitely not as good as Dive Devil. Not even in the same arena. Anyway on this ride you sat in a little seat thing which was shot up on a bungee, bounced down, bounced back up, and bounced down again. It was an okay ride (they shot us up twice) but it was only 5 bucks so it was worth the money.
so then we went on Goliath..which was good like always. We were still on that high from Dive Devil so it made the ride seem really good.
then we met up with my Dad and he told us that Blood Falls was open. This was the log ride transformed into some camp gone crazy or something.
*while we're in line*
Maia: *sees Michelle Branch's video on the TV* Now THAT's scary!
Me: *sees Simple Plan on the TV* even scarier!
so we were in line and these little boys behind me (maybe 10 years old?) asked me if i had been on the ride before, and if it was scary. I tried to pull a Bianca and told them that there weren't any real people on the ride but they didn't believe me. Then I started talking about how i like to eat children. Hahaha it was so funny!
Me: MMmm i'm starting to get hungry. I could go for a child right now. Mmm or even better a baby!
Boys: eeeew that's gross!
Me: no it's not! babies are delicious. They're all nice and soft...you can bake them...or boil them...they fit easily in pots.
Boys: eeeew you're a cannibal! (cannibalistic inbreeds! tomorrow!)
then Maia started talking about a Modest Proposal and how Jonathan Swift proposed that we solve the over-population problem by eating our young. Ahhh the corruption of young minds!
so the log ride was kinda lame...the one at Knotts is wayyyy better. There were some funny parts though...like when that guy ran out of the outhouse with his pants around his ankles..haha and when this counselor ran out of the woods going "help me help me! he's after me!" and then a killer with a knife popped up and proceeded to stab her...i laughed. Oh and then when my dad got scared from this guy popping out of the bushes. I laughed so hard! Man he's never gonna live that one down.
So then we walked around Gotham City a bit...i took some lovely photos. It's fun to watch how other people react to the monsters. Then we decided to check out the other scare zone near Scream. It wasn't too great. The monsters just aren't as into it as the Knotts people are. So we went on Scream....my dad went with us since he's never been on that rollercoaster before. He said he liked it better than Goliath. As we walked away from Scream this monster started following Maia...that was funny! She started walking faster so he sped up to follow her...he followed her for quite some time before realizing he wasn't getting a reaction out of her.
Maia: I had a shadow!
Then we decided it was time for our first maze of the night...dun dun dun...JOKESTER'S HIDEOUT. When we went to look at this maze before the line was ridiculous but it became pretty short . Maia bought some 3-D glasses (which she didn't use! damnit woman!...i shoulda used them) and we walked through the line. As we waited to be let into the maze i was starting to get scared...i had never been in any six flags mazes and had no idea what to expect. I kinda like the way the mazes are done at six flags in regards to lines. They separate the crowd into small groups instead of just letting people go through as they please. I think it makes the maze scarier and runs more smoothly. Anyway so we ventured into a dark room with several boxes in it. A voice over explained some shit about the jokester and his hideout...i don't really remember. Anyway so then the song "pop goes the weasel" started. "oh no oh no!" said maia "a jack in the box is gonna pop up!" hmm she was mostly right. on "POP!" goes the weasel a scary clown man popped out from a door and landed on one of the boxes. right next to me. eep! I think Maia screamed but i didn't. So then we kept going through the maze...there were some scary spiders...(spiders in a clown maze? whatever floats your boat). Then there was something with these boxes moving on their own...maybe you had to have the 3d glasses to see it because i didn't get it. anyway then we went through this one place with a bunch of life size clown dolls. "Some of them are real!" yelled Maia as a clown man jumped at her and screamed. The scariest part of the maze was when we were walking down this hallway with chain link fences on either side. The scary clown men were hiding behind the fences and would push them inward and yell at us as we walked by. eeeep. Maia-"i was just thinking about how a knife could fit through that fence!...then i realized it couldn't." hehe. oh and the coolest part was where we were in this spinny tunnel that made it seem like the ground was tilting beneath us. "is the ground moving?!" asked Maia. "No, it's just an optical illusion" i told her. then we got to the final part of the maze where we were ushered into this small room. "Don't touch the box" warned one of the worker men. "ohhhh he's gonna pop out of there!" said Maia. "stand against the wall" said the worker man. Maia was about to stand against the door when she noticed it had a slit in it. "someone is gonna pop out of there!" she said so she stood on the opposite wall. Then "pop goes the weasel" began again and on "POP!" a scary clown bungeed down from the ceiling onto the box! that was so cool. Then just as Maia predicted a scary clown jumped out of the door and chased everyone out of the maze. wheee Maia really liked her first maze...and so did my dad except for the tunnel part which mad him dizzy.
So then we took the tram up to Samurai Summit where we went on Ninja and our second maze of the night. Maia noticed some kids peering into this boarded up building and commented "i think it's funny how one person thinks they can see through a crack in the wall then everyone goes to look..." then she realized you were SUPPOSED to look through the little holes. lol. I immediately walked over to look into the building but i couldn't really see what was going on. So we watched some monsters scare people as we waited in line...it's fun when people try to act cool but then they freak out. Then we were allowed into WILLOUGHBY'S HAUNTED SHACK. I thought this maze was really cool. It began with a bunch of body bags hanging from the ceiling...Maia was kinda freaking out because they kept hitting her as she fumbled her way out of the room. Then there was an entire section of the maze all done in mirrors with a strobe light. It was so cool and confusing! It was hard to see which way to go. Oooh and then the dot people! We loved the dot people! These people were all covered in dots so they were camouflaged with the wall behind them. Then they would pop out as people went by. It was awesome. As we exited the maze a swamp man screamed "get out of my house!" haha. nice.
Next we decided to go to DEADMAN'S BOG. This was the lamest maze of the entire night. The only thing that saved it was the fact that Maia and I were the first people in our group. It's a lot scarier being first! So we walked through the line of Deja Vu which was supposed to be a swamp i think...it had little imagination. Many people screamed in my ears...ouch. Maia--"there's a person there! there's a person! *as the person jumps at her* AHHH!!" there was plenty of fog in this maze...Maia--"i can't see! *a person pops out of nowhere from the fog* AHHH!!" and that was basically it. there was one slider guy. man those guys are so cool! they run and slide up to you on their kneepads and metal finger things. awesome. so we made it out of Deadman's Bog alive.
For our final maze we decided on BRUTAL PLANET. I heard this was the best maze at the park...so i had high expectations. Luckily these expectations were met as this was the coolest maze in the park! (in my opinion). It was gigantic and i think the theme was killer insane people. Anyway so there was a lot of detail and imagination put into this maze. So much better than Deadman's Bog. Anyway so we walked through and I saw a man in an electric chair...me--"is that guy real?" Maia---"no. *the man jerks violently in his chair* AHHH! maybe!!" one of the coolest things we saw was a lady who was a head and then a severed torso on a table...Maia kept looking for her feet but she couldn't see them. I wonder how they did that? it was a live head and then like a separate torso body. anyway so we continued through the maze
me: whoaaa look at that! *points to an insane man spinning on a board*
maia: what? *turns around then turns back and is scared by a person* AHH! jen!
me: whoops sorry.
there was one creepy room full of stuffed animals...eeesh that gave me the creeps. no not the spongebob! there was a giant plush spongebob sitting there. a devil man scared maia and she screamed...one tried to scare me and i just laughed. One thing that did scare me was these guys covered entirely in ferns that completely blended into the walls behind them. i was like "whoa! where the hell did that come from?!"
me: maia there's a person there!
maia: huh? *is scared by the person* AHHH!
me: i warned ya
maia: oh i wasn't listening!
a monster man scared me and said "just because you saw me doesn't mean i can't scare you!" eep. Then we saw this giant moving thing! Maia--" it looks like our chem project!" and then it blew air at us me--“eww" hehe. so we made it out of brutal planet...with all body parts intact.
then we went on Batman and came home! It was soooo much fun! hehe Maia was really brave for going into all those mazes with me. She doesn't react as much as Gracie but she screams enough so that i don't have to scream. I let other people scream for me.
anyway knotts! tomorrow! i can't wait ahhhhh! it's gonna be sooooo great.
Thursday, October 09, 2003
Posted
10:41 PM
by Jen
One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small,
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all.
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall.
And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall,
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call.
Call Alice
When she was just small.
When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low.
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know.
When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead,
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said:
"Feed your head. Feed your head. Feed your head"
Posted
10:39 PM
by Jen
they play the song by Rammstein called Du Hast in the Underground maze. interesting.
Posted
10:13 PM
by Jen
THE gwenanobi: perhaps i'll bring a monster back for you
tini bikiniLdy: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REALLY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE gwenanobi: hahah
tini bikiniLdy: i like monsters and i cannot lie.......and u other peeps cant deny that when a monster walks in with a scary mask and a chiansaw buzzin around ur ass....u get scared!!!!!!!!!!
THE gwenanobi: lol!
Posted
8:56 PM
by Jen
THE gwenanobi: chry made up a poem. she just recited it to me
google x 0: uh huh
THE gwenanobi: here goes the poem
THE gwenanobi: fuckity fuck fuckers
THE gwenanobi: fuck fuck fuck
THE gwenanobi: everything is fucked
THE gwenanobi: fuckity fuckity fuckers
THE gwenanobi: the end.
THE gwenanobi: oh! there's more
THE gwenanobi: fuck fuck fuck
THE gwenanobi: fuckity fuckity fuckers
THE gwenanobi: fuck fuck
THE gwenanobi: the end.
THE gwenanobi: that's exactly the poem she recited
google x 0: k
google x 0: uh
google x 0: uh
"CHILDREN!" 's the cry that you hear from me
the age doesn't matter,
be it two years or three.
I eat them for breakfast,
I eat them for lunch.
I eat them on toast, snacks, dessert or for brunch!
The younger the better,
especially brand new.
The flavor is fresher,
and they're easier to chew!
Their succulent taste is sour, yet sweet,
their faces are priceless when death's hour they meet.
"But you're vegan!" say people
"Eating kids is cruel!"
as they stuff their faces
with cheap Burger King gruel.
"You get them from packages!
How incredibly lazy!"
You eat McDonalds for breakfast,
and you're calling ME crazy?
I don't discriminate,
I pick them at random.
In my humble opinion,
I think Campells should can them!
Then you can all be addicted to children, like me
You'll eat them by thousands,
They're delicious you see!
If you put a package on Ebay,
I'll give you some bids,
For I just can't stop eating,
those Sour Patch Kids!
Posted
4:40 PM
by Jen
Today was a good day…I laughed a lot.
Oh jeebus so in the morning mike almost got us hit by a car…fun fun
Chry was doing poses on the floor in the middle of the hallway…she was trying to make people walk over her but everyone just walked around. Then we tried to spread our group out over the entire hallway but people always found some gap to walk through.
Hahahahah oh man so 1st period Ms. Kim started going on and on about her genious niece…don’t get that woman started. So she told us about the song that her niece wrote...it goes a little something like this:
Two fat sausages,
Two fat sausages,
sitting in a pan.
One goes pop and the other goes bang!
Ohhhh jeebus she was going on and on about how amazing it was that her niece could write songs like that...and i was thinking dude Lauren sings Aquabats songs so she's way cooler. Then again Lauren is a year older. haha so then randomly throughout the class someone would break out into "two fat sausages two fat sausages..." lol it was gweat.
Art history...learned about Etruscan art...interesting.
Chem chem hmm the quiz wasn't too bad.
Trig...blah. learned stuff. eww learning.
Asian Studies...i spent most of it playing with Bianca's phone. Oh man it's the coolest thing ever!! I drew a picture that had something on the bottom like "be cautious" and then i wrote "i have crabs" above that. haha. then i told her to listen to beeny's answering machine message so we called her but she picked up! lol. so then she hung up and we listened to the answering machine and left a message.
Spanish was fun..we finished watching Selena. Oh man Bianca and I kept making comments and we couldn't stop laughing! And then other people were saying funny stuff which made us laugh harder. Then i put up my little poster dealies and we laughed some more. ahh good times in spanish. i bet nobody is gonna think those posters are funny but us..but that's okay. nobody understands our humor. hah.
so quotes for today...
Ms. Q: You know they still play that song [Selena's] on the radio
Steven: every hour for 10 minutes.
haha i don't know why that was so funny...it just was.
Me: [to Bianca] i thought you were in statistics, not doing drugs!
*Jennifer Lopez makes a funny noise*
*Bianca and I both mimic her at the same time and crack up*
Ms. Q: This year...I get to see the other side of my students.
ahhh yes we were quite weird in Spanish today. Even the seniors were acting weird! Steven pulled himself into his sweatshirt and Karim had that box over his head...yes twas quite an interesting class.
Wednesday, October 08, 2003
Posted
10:12 PM
by Jen
i hope everything turns out okay for everyone. including myself.
even if it's things like kim getting her entire drum set!
Posted
8:15 PM
by Jen
i am soooo tired oh man. but friday and saturday should be awesome in my pants. if i get sick....oh man i don't know i'll end up killing a bunch of people and then myself so...you better hope i don't get sick. i only have 3 days left anyway so i think i'm cool. just in canse though i think i'll give that stupid airborne shit another chance. it can redeem itself.
marisa wow! haven't talked to her in such a long time....we used to be good friends in like...7th grade anyway...we shall have fun.
i'm gonna study for chem and then maybe read some art history and sleep..because i've been running on less than 6 hours of sleep a night bleh.
oh yeah in spanish bianca and i created a list of reasons why you should shoot your child because they appear to be possesed by the devil. oh man we were laughing so hard...she wants me to read it during written voice but i don't think they'll think it's as funny as we think it is.
Posted
12:15 AM
by Jen
zwhocares1: i think california is too far gone to save, anyways
THE gwenanobi: hmm yeah you're probably right
zwhocares1: you could have jesus as governor; the end result would still be the same
lol
Tuesday, October 07, 2003
Posted
11:35 PM
by Jen
lol ben's friend aaron is cool. we used to be chubby loser kids in middle school and now we're just loser kids with acne and bad eyesight hahah. and a love of cartoons.
Posted
11:34 PM
by Jen
i'm soooooo hyper! oh god i knew it was a bad idea to eat that chocolate. i'm not gonna be able to sleep. ahhh i only needed a bit to get through my chem homework and now i'm too hyper for chem! ahhhhh!!
woo okay calm down. shhh. okay calm shh.
Posted
11:25 PM
by Jen
so we've all switched places now. hmm wow...well i had enough emo this weekend so hopefully i'll be fine and dandy for another week.
Posted
9:53 PM
by Jen
actually okay i didn't dream hillary duff called me. here's how it went (this was all from a 15 minute nap mind you)
so hillary duff calls me and i guess it was lizzie mcguire and not hillary duff because she was talking about gordo. so apparently gordo has chemistry with kimberly and i and he copied down our schedules (how did he get ahold of them? who knows) and told lizzie/hillary about it. so she goes "wow he must really be obsessed with you guys" and i go "wait....isn't he like 19 or something?" and then she starts blabbering on about shopping or something and the alarm i set goes off. interesting 15 minute dream there.
Posted
9:47 PM
by Jen
Steven: let's watch Selena!
Ms. Q: Steven you saw that last year
Steven: yeah but last year i was asleep
hahah. Steven is so much cooler when he talks during class. Ms. Q doesn't know "what's gotten into him"
*little serena has a weird voice*
me: whoa her voice is weird
bianca: she's posessed!
me: you know what you're supposed to do with possessed children?
bianca: what?
me: shoot em! shoot em right away.
*little serena's voice cracks*
bianca: ahahah she's going through puberty!
me: see she's really a boy!
bianca: she's possessed by the devil!
me: shoot her!
*little serena sings with the voice of a 30 year old woman*
me: she has the voice of a 30 year old woman!
bianca: she's possessed!
me: shoot her!
(this was how most of the period went. with appropriate hand motions of course)
Posted
6:35 PM
by Jen
lol! it's so funny when people post under two names on a tagboard...and sometimes they have conversations with themselves! hahaha you people are so funny. lol like
Beeny: i have an emo fish
emo fish: i'm sad
Beeny: you sure are!
haha that made me crack up! At the time i thought "emo fish" was someone else. lol. unless maybe her emo fish jumped out of the tank and typed that message on her computer. i mean it's possible.
aha and there are other ones like that...silly people.
Monday, October 06, 2003
Posted
8:56 PM
by Jen
ahahahah for some reason this made me laugh so hard:
on aaron's knotts berry farm ticket:
satrnascends110: WARNING! DESPITE ENHANCED SPECTATOR SHIELDING MEASURES, PUCKS MAY STILL FLY INTO THE SPECTATOR AREA
satrnascends110: that makes no sense
THE gwenanobi: HAHAHAHHAHAHH!!!
THE gwenanobi: omg that made me laugh so hard
THE gwenanobi: i'm sure my parents think i'm insane now if they didn't already
satrnascends110: thats so funny
satrnascends110: i fell of my swively chair when i read that
THE gwenanobi: that's hilarious
Posted
8:31 PM
by Jen
wait no it's okay again. lol! stop fucking with me whoever you are! god, satan, nobody, whatever
Posted
8:30 PM
by Jen
see? i speak too soon. that was fast lol
Posted
8:26 PM
by Jen
YAY! i knew things would work out. ahhh okay i can't get happy though because things always get fucked up again.
Posted
3:34 PM
by Jen
Second Configuration: "Self-organization elaborates in complexity as the system advances toward the chaotic edge."--Ian Malcolm
Posted
12:23 PM
by Jen
everything is a mess and everything is crazy! in many, many more ways than one. well hopefully everything will fix itself.
First Configuration: "In the conservative region far from the chaotic edge, individual elements coalesce slowly, showing no clear pattern."---Ian Malcolm
Posted
11:55 AM
by Jen
i was listening to so much TBS i forgot about JEW. hah jew.
Hey, don't write yourself off yet.
It's only in your head you feel left out or
looked down on.
Just try your best, try everything you can.
And don't you worry what they tell themselves when you're away.
It just takes some time, little girl you're in the middle, it'll up the ride.
Everything will be just fine, everything will be alright.
Hey, you know they're all the same.
You know you're doing better on your own, so don't buy in.
Live right now.
Yeah, just be yourself.
It doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else.
It just takes some time, little girl you're in the middle of the ride.
Everything will be just fine, everything will be alright.
It just takes some time, little girl you're in the middle of the ride.
Everything will be just fine, everything will be alright.
Hey, don't write yourself off yet.
It's only in your head you feel left out or
looked down on.
Just do your best, do everything you can.
And don't you worry what the bitter hearts are gonna say.
It just takes some time, little girl you're in the middle of the ride.
Everything will be just fine, everything will be alright.
It just takes some time, little girl you're in the middle of the ride.
Everything will be just fine, everything will be alright.
Sunday, October 05, 2003
Posted
6:23 PM
by Jen
i told you she wasn't innocent but nobody believes me!
THE gwenanobi: stupid computer!!!
Kimboly24: your computer hates you
THE gwenanobi: i know!
THE gwenanobi: :-( well i hate it too
THE gwenanobi: so there
Kimboly24: jen we know you love your computer
Kimboly24: and want to marry it...
Kimboly24: j/k
THE gwenanobi: lol
THE gwenanobi: oh yes
THE gwenanobi: i've been yearning for it
Kimboly24: because you spend so much time with it
THE gwenanobi: you figured out my secret
Kimboly24: and carress it's keys
Kimboly24: just the right way
THE gwenanobi: hahahahah
THE gwenanobi: that's so dirty!
THE gwenanobi: lol
Kimboly24: and then you stare into its wonderful eye?
Kimboly24: and you listen to what it was to say
Kimboly24: and then you put things in its floppy drive...oh yeah
Kimboly24: and it puts its hard disk in your drive...
THE gwenanobi: hahah
Kimboly24: and then there are the buttons...that you can press...
THE gwenanobi: oh yes
THE gwenanobi: it pushes my buttons if yaknowwhatimsayin
Kimboly24: and you like...to...
Kimboly24: umm...the printer gets aroused too, and sprinkles ink
THE gwenanobi: hahahahhaha!
THE gwenanobi: that one made me laugh out loud
Kimboly24: hooray!
THE gwenanobi: hehehe
THE gwenanobi: you're silly kim
Kimboly24: yesh
Kimboly24: i like this convo
Kimboly24: tis funny...let me think of more...
Kimboly24: hmm. genius at work...
Kimboly24: j/k
THE gwenanobi: hahha
Kimboly24: jen you must go for the real smart type...
THE gwenanobi: oh yeah
Kimboly24: and the fast ones...
and then her creative juices dried up but see! she has a dirty mind i tell ya!
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