Posted
11:59 PM
by Jen
today i got to hang out with my cousins tad, kimi, and dane who i haven't seen in a while. it was fun. kimi poked me pretty good in the eye and tad has now perfected the art of fake crying. lol. they're both so funny and cuuuute!
Posted
12:34 AM
by Jen
soooo thanksgiving was pretty awesome!
on thursday my parents woke me up at fucking 4:30 in the morning. surprisingly i wasn't any more sleepy than a regular school day. after a 20 minute search for my hiking boots (you were supposed to find them LAST night!) we were out the door and on to LAX.
we got through the airport pretty quickly considering it was Thanksgiving and all. guess nobody wanted to go to Canada. so we boarded the Alaskan Airlines plane and i immediately turned on my mp3 player (with a mix of stuff like Taking Back Sunday, Alien Ant Farm, Phantom Planet, the Aquabats, etc. etc.) and slept. I woke up when the airline brought out "breakfast" which was a ham, cheese, and egg burrito. My parents said it was good. I'll take their word for it...although i suppose most things are good if you're hungry enough.
so we landed safely in Canada and had to show our birth certificates about a billion times before we reached my Uncle Jeff and Aunt Rhonda. they took us through Canada and back to the United States. lol. there was my little 20 minute tour of Canada. they asked some weird questions at the border. when my Uncle said they had come to pick us up the border guard said "how are you related?" uhh what if we weren't related at all? *shrugs* my mom figured that's how the border guards amuse themselves. think up the weirdest questions to ask tourists. "you'll never believe what i asked these Americans the other day! i said 'how are you related?' they all gave me this dumbfounded look! it was hilarious!" yep. that's what they do.
so we reached Jeff and Rhonda's GIGANTIC house. i couldn't get over how big it was! i had the entire downstairs area to myself which was like 5 rooms! it was crazy. so we had a little snack and went off on a walk. my Aunt and Dad went on a run. they asked if i wanted to come along...haha fuck that. you woke me up at 4:30 this morning. i'm not running anywhere. so we got to see the "4 wonders of Bellingham" lol. this included goats that a neighbor was keeping in their backyard, the waterfall....and uhh probably some other stuff. oh yeah! the attack ducks! we went to a pond to look at the ducks and they started swimming towards us like we were gonna feed them or something. so we just stood there waiting to see how close they would come. well the ducks kept on coming! they actually got out of the water and kept waddling towards us. when my uncle pretended to throw bread at them my mom and i figured we'd get the hell out of there.
Bellingham was really beautiful and clean but horribly COLD. i had to wear about 5 layers every time i ventured outdoors. hey i'm from LA. 60 degrees is sweatshirt time for me. 30 degrees is "don't go outside you idiot!" but there i was braving the icy wind and snow....yeah. well anyway i was glad my dad had found my hiking boots because we sure went hiking a lot.
anyway so then it was time to have dinner. i was wondering what i was going to eat (i was betting on asparagus and bread) when my other aunt (tish) and uncle (larry) showed up. i'm really lucky that my cousin used to be a vegan because my aunt cooked an ALL VEGAN THANKSGIVING DINNER! i win! hahaha. yep everything was vegan except for the turkey! i even had my own turkey. it wasn't tofurky, it was something like it called "quorn" (me: so what is quorn? my aunt: uhh i dunno some kind of fungus i think uncle jeff: mmm fungus turkey sounds delicious!). it didn't look like turkey, but everyone who tasted it agreed that they must be lying to me and it was a real turkey i was eating. there were also vegan scalloped potatoes, a vegan yam dish, vegan salad, and even vegan pumpkin pie! i was in heaven.
after dinner and a walk we came back inside to play taboo and cranium. that was so much fun! we played boys against girls and i got to be on both teams because we had an uneven amount of players. one funny moment was when my uncle larry got the word "curiosity." so he goes "this is what killed TJ." we're all thinking "who the fuck is TJ?" naturally we assume it's a person so we go "uhhh cancer? a gun? serial killer?" and my uncle goes "no no jeff you know who TJ is!" and Jeff goes "uhhh a car?" and my uncle goes "no no...wonderment! wonderful...ness!" so we're all very confused until someone finally explains that TJ is a CAT. haha. good times. cranium was also fun like when my aunt had to draw "general custard". how the hell do you draw that? so after we were done with the games everyone went to bed. i wore about 3 layers and had like 6 blankets. yes, it was cold.
the next morning we got up and went to my aunt Tish's for brunch. she set out a bunch of dishes which she told me were not vegan. i was rather sad until she suddenly grabbed my plate and filled it with tofu scramble, vegan sausage, and potatoes! once again, heaven. jeeze i don't even eat that well in my own house! so i had a good time. it was raining so we decided to drive around Bellingham and have a tour of the city. after that we came back to Jeff and Rhonda's house for leftovers. after dinner we decided to play a dice game called Zilch. that was fun because it was sort of a gambling game and my dad got really into it. haha. anyway so i saw the dice and i immediately thought "polar bears around the ice hole!" yep i put 6 adults through the torture of polar bears around the ice hole. they didn't get it any quicker than some of the other people i've played with. so keeping with the mind games theme my uncle Jeff decided to play "i'm going to Mars" which was fun because my dad was totally clueless. after that we played a bunch of versions of poker including 5 card draw, 7 card stud, 7 card stud roll your own, midnight baseball, and black mariah. i actually won a hand of black mariah. heh. then we decided to go to bed.
this morning we woke up bright and early to go walk around stanley park in Vancouver. when we drove across the border the lady asked us "why are you flying from Canada instead of Seattle" uhh because it's cheaper? and closer? i forget what we told her. so we walked around Stanley Park and then we went into Chinatown to eat lunch. then we got back on another Air Alaska flight.
this time we had "dinner" which was a turkey sandwich. i got the vegetarian dinner which was basically a small, cold, turkey sandwich with the turkey removed. my mom got a nice big warm sandwich :-(. it was weird i looked at my watch and it read 5:21 then i looked at it a little bit later and it said 6:20! i lost an hour without realizing it. it was crazy. anyway so i read a bit and listened to more music. then we were home!
tomorrow i'm going to see the other side of the family which includes my little cousins Kimi and Tad so that should be fun.
yep that's about all! my aunt said she'd email me all the vegan recipes. vegan pumpkin pie! weird. who thought of that one?
Thursday, November 27, 2003
Posted
1:17 AM
by Jen
i have to wake up at 4 today. i should sleep...
i can't wait till they have a real tour and we can see them play a whole set. they only played 6 songs but they played easy target!! hooray! (tis my favorite song off the new album)
lol even though it wasn't a real concert i still got hit in the head by a crowd surfer. never fails. i tried to lift one off of me but i am a wee one and i wasn't strong enough so someone had to help me.
they played some old stuff too like "reckless abandon" and other shtuff.
twas fun! i'm watching it right now to see if i can see myself. my dad was pretty pissed that they started rather late. oh well. hehe.
HOLLY LET ME OUT!
Tuesday, November 25, 2003
Posted
8:59 PM
by Jen
try these on for size. kiss me now kiss me now. you'll be flesh ill be concrete. and we'll bruise as we meet. but please smile. as you bleed as you walk home.
Posted
8:47 PM
by Jen
today was pretty damn crappy. especially in chemistry. shitty lab, shitty essay, shitty test. arrrrgh. oh well i'll just drop everything. and fudge factor yay!
afterschool today bianca and i went to play DoD with some people...we played that for about 20 minutes...then we played CS which we sucked horribly at. lol in all the like 20 games we played bianca and i each killed one person. hehe bianca hid out in the base till the end of the game where she was the only teammate left. then we lost. haha we lost 6 games in a row that way. we won a few though.
then we went to el pollo loco where we just ate, chilled, and talked for like an hour and a half. fun times.
Monday, November 24, 2003
Posted
10:14 PM
by Jen
tomorrow is gonna be a shitty day..i can feel it. oh well it's the last day of school for a while.
Its not that you lie, its that i believe when you do. A drought when i drown, would be ideal for a sue. A kick in the mouth, would be a summer's day breeze. I'll change on my own, forget the word on the street. And I'll trade you halos, when you deserve a lot more. And send you blue notes, to remind you, of before. Seems like forever, that I've been hugging rose stems. Feeding you flowers, to rid the taste left by him. Recall the moments, when I made you smile just because. And that's where i'll be, my crooked halo above. And I'll trade you halos, when you deserve a lot more. And send you blue notes, to remind you, of before...
Posted
10:09 PM
by Jen
hmm inmemory is pretty good...tbsesque...with someone else added in..hmm...
Posted
10:07 PM
by Jen
I'm glad Mr. Erdman is willing to make allowances for Ms. Komatsu's tests and not Ms. Kraft's as i now have two huge tests to study for. i have a crapload of art history to read because as shown by today's review game i know nothing. i also have a shitload of chemistry to cram into my brain for as today's essay has shown i also know nothing. and i can't read directions. yeah, i'm fucked.
on the plus side i did get 5 extra credit points because our team kicked ass in "family feud" today in art history.
me: (crosses fingers) caroline or shi cong..caroline or shi cong...(they're the smartest kids in our class...along with kenya)
..and guess what? i got 'em both! i win! so uhm yeah. back to stupid shit.
no taekwondo for me :-(.
Sunday, November 23, 2003
Posted
7:41 PM
by Jen
reading old aim conversations is depressing.
maybe i should stop.
Posted
1:04 PM
by Jen
If we run far away do you think we will ever die?
We'll throw these books in the fire
Can you stop the train
Cause it some delay?
The change machine lied
And it's too late to scream
How long is the night?
It's never over
The ribbon was tied
But the card was never read
The ribbon was crimson
The color of the night
Can you see the handwriting on the walls
And on the autumn leaves that fall
"What are we gonna do?"
The trees are giving up on us
The needle and the thread
Won't stitch us to the branch
And the night never ends
I will never sleep again
(I will never even close my eyes)
If the sun is on its way
Then we will never die
And we'll follow these tracks to the sight
Now the lungs collapse
And the air is getting thin
All breath expired
Is too late to heal?
How long is the night?
It's all I ever see anymore
But the day was so bright in the pictures
In the photo album that you gave me
It's all I have to live for
I'm falling down
And you're not here to break my fall
I shut my eyes when you're around
I hold my breath to kill the sound of your voice
I'm falling down.
And you're not here to break my fall
Posted
10:07 PM
by Jen
those annoying girls were ruining the magic trick for everyone. ooh we're thirteen and so cool. i don't fucking care if the ball is in his pocket and that's how the trick is done. just shut up and let the man do his job.
jesus.
i like magic tricks.
Posted
9:24 PM
by Jen
i feel like saying something but i'll probably regret it later.
Posted
9:15 PM
by Jen
It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
It`s christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts,
I hate, hate, hate your guts,
And I'll never talk to you again,
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again,
I'll never talk to you again
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hot dogs
It`s Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hot dogs
And he shit shit shits his pants.
He's alway's fuckin' shittin his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again,
I'll never talk to you again
Posted
9:14 PM
by Jen
today was pretty fun...i went with gal, maya, and yael to the grove. fow and sons! heh. "oh my god that goose is real!" hehe yeah. then we met up with gal's friend from israel and saw magic tricks...yep it was fun.
Posted
12:12 AM
by Jen
THE gwenanobi: smooth
THE gwenanobi: well you can get sluts and catholic schoolgirls. i like your style
Warlain58: lol
Warlain58: it must be my curly hair and sideburns
THE gwenanobi: drives them sluts wild
Warlain58: and catholic school girls as well
THE gwenanobi: yes can't forget about them
Friday, November 21, 2003
Posted
11:05 PM
by Jen
Man once Mike got me started laughing at the end of lunch i could not stop....okay I admit i was probably on something and was laughing WAY harder than i should've... but come on gal and claudia thought it was funny too!
anyway then we got to spanish and we started drawing pictures...i drew a stick figure belinda and she said "give it big boobs!" so i did labeling it "big boobs belinda" and she drew a guy drooling going "whoa!" hehe and then i said "belinda! samara was in my dream last night!" and she said "who?" and i said "samara" and she said "oh right. grrrr." and made this funny face. i don't know it wasn't really that funny but i was in a laughable mood...then other things were so funny...ahh i dunno spanish class makes my day.
ms. kim switched our seats in 1st period but i'm still sitting with eric and kim so the only one that was really changed was aaron. damn now i can't do last minute studying for art history in that class.
art history was mighty interesting today...ms. kraft started off with a discussion about her new low rise jeans and how they always fall down...and what underwear does one wear with low rise pants? (maria: low rise thongs!) then someone suggested suspenders so we got into this whole discussion about boobs and suspenders...heh. anyway then at the end of class Kenya got her to flash her abs...which i guess she's wanted for a while hehe. but ew a teacher and almost thirty...i never would've guessed since she acts like her early twenties.
still not getting stupid MOB/NOAs in chem...can't say that maia and i don't try though. we're in erdman's class all the time now for help.
my aunt called today and asked if they should get a tofurky for me. my dad told her no :-( which is okay i guess since i'm the only vegan there. my cousin michael is vegetarian but he's not coming. :-( too bad if he was they would've gotten us a tofurky.
i watched holes today...it was very cute. i love that book! i have another movie to add to my list, "fried green tomatoes." i just read the book and i really liked it so i have to see the movie now.
uhmm...that's about all.
Thursday, November 20, 2003
Posted
8:59 PM
by Jen
.....Name: Jen
.....Birthdate: 6/17/87
.....Birthplace: a hospital
.....Current Location: my chair. i love this spinny chair! ahah it makes me so lazy.
.....Eye Color: i think they're hazel but some people call them brown...i guess they're color blind.
.....Hair Color: brown
.....Righty or Lefty: Righty...but i'm working on becoming ambidextrous. think about it! what if i broke my right wrist? if i was ambidextrous i could write with my left one...or i'd probably pay someone to take notes for me.
.....Zodiac Sign: Gemini
.....Innie or Outtie: neither you fool! i'm not of this earth.
## Series Two - Describe
.....Your heritage: Hapa. Save the hapas! lol. uhmm...that means half japanese...yeah.
.....The shoes you wore today: my blue, slightly pink chucks. sami: whoa your shoes are cool! how did you get them that color? me: oh...spilled bleach on em accidentally.
.....Your hair: shoulder length.
.....Your weakness?: weakness? hah! i have no weakness! actually...no coffee would probably make me weak...aw damn now you know how to destroy me.
.....Your fears: not getting into the college i want, not getting good grades/SAT scores, death, etc. etc.
.....Your perfect pizza: oh man the vegan pizza from native foods is so good.
.....One thing you'd like to achieve: ugh straight a's but with ms. kim it doesn't look possible. hah kim! you're gonna owe me a dollar! oh and nice abs...mmm and a purple belt so i can spar and kick the crap out of people.
## Series Three - What is:
.....Your most overused phrase: it used to be stuff like "fo sho", "teh sex", "in my pants" and "more like..." but i'm trying to cut down on it
.....Your thoughts first waking up: where the hell am i? what day is it? can i sleep more?
.....The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: eyes i guess
.....Your best physical feature: uhmm....i don't know
.....Your bedtime: usually around 11-2 but i've been trying to go to bed at 10:30
.....Your greatest accomplishment: 5 on the ap bio test. heh i could've sworn i failed that thing...
.....Your most missed memory: if i missed a memory that would mean it was gone. if it was gone i wouldn't remember it anymore so i wouldn't miss it because i wouldn't remember that i had the memory in the first place. logic prevails!
## Series Four - You prefer:
.....Pepsi or coke: silk soy milk. or that damn good trader joes brand.
.....McDonald's or Burger King: Native Foods
.....Single or group dates: don't care
.....Adidas or nike: converse
.....Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: either one will do
.....Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
.....Cappuccino or coffee: coffee.
.....Boxers or briefs: boxers on boys...but i like those boy cut brief-like underwear for girls
## Series Five - Do you:
.....Smoke: sXe is the way to be! heh. I already have asthma, why fuck up my lungs more?
.....Cuss: fuck, i just did. damn i did it again! shit! eh.
.....Sing well: lol in my mind
.....Take a shower everyday: indeed
.....Have a crush(es): nope
.....who are they: that nobody is so hot right now. i want him to have my children.
.....Do you think you've been in love: it's just a word yadda yadda no meaning blah blah
.....Want to go to college: no...i was going to go to SMC for a fitness class but they're stupid and they make the class from 6-8 so screw them.
.....Like high school: not particularly....although spanish class seems to make it all worthwhile. oh and kimberly's comments to ms.komatsu's math lectures. lol.
.....Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: i didn't spend 2 hours a day in typing class for nothing...oh wait that was for nothing. all i did was play kirby and talk to claudia. heh.
.....Believe in yourself: i believe i can fly....heh.
.....Get motion sickness: yes
.....Think you're attractive: haha
.....Think you're a health freak: not a FREAK...but i am a vegan...for those that disagree if i was a health freak i would belong to ms. domac's little cult (i left the fold some time ago) and i wouldn't be drinking coffee right now.
.....Get along with your parents: usually.
.....Like thunderstorms: sure, why not?
.....Play an instrument: a bit
## Series Six - In the past month, did/have you:
.....Drank alcohol: i like my liver the way it is.
.....Smoke(d): see the answer above about not fucking up my lungs.
.....Done a drug: over the counter sure
.....Have Sex: most of these fall under the "i'm straight edge" category
.....Made Out: nah
.....Go on a date: i had two dates at homecoming biotch.
.....Go to the mall?: yeah beeny and i had fun at game keeper
.....Eaten an entire box of Oreos: that's sick. who would eat an entire box of those things? they're not even real cookies. they're so artificial that they contain no eggs nor milk (but they have whey). eew.
.....Eaten sushi: you found my son? yes, he was delicious. sushi!
.....Been on stage: no sir.
.....Been dumped: i hear you enjoy prancing around like an idiot. is this true? la de do de da do de da do de do
.....Gone skating: no but that was fun when i went with sue and beeny. and those im so punnnnk girls.
.....Made homemade cookies: gal, claudia, and i all know that empire carpet number by heart. 800 588 2300 empiiiiiire!
.....Been in love: can you help me? my dog is stuck in the dryer. i would turn it off but i'm old. and decrepit.
.....Gone skinny dipping: naked in the morning naked in the evening naked at supper time, when you're naked on a bagel you can be naked anytime!
.....Dyed your hair: maybe someday. bianca and beeny both said they'd do it for me. heh.
.....Stolen anything: what was that rick said? "all teenagers steal"?
## Series Seven - Have you ever:
.....Played a game that required removal of clothing?: invisible clothing! invisible strip poker is fabulous fun for the whole family.
.....Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: i got intoxicated off of children once, does that count?
.....Been caught "doing something": come on we so didn't know that was a felony
.....Been called a tease: lol
.....Gotten beaten up: i do the husband abuse around here. i get to pretend to beat people up at taekwondo. it's fun.
.....Shoplifted: gotta fight back against the man (and a certain store's ridiculously high prices) some how....haha just kidding...or am i?
.....If so, did you get caught: i doubt i'd have a computer to type on if i had...wait what am i talking about? i never do anything bad. like stealing. stealing is bad mmmkay?
.....Changed who you were to fit in: i dowbt it i dwove
## Series Eight - The future:
.....Age you hope to be married: chry says i'm going to be a lonely old vegan woman so...wait! i'm already married! to a bunch of people...and i'm engaged to gal!
.....Numbers and Names of Children: 2 children Nathaniel and Super Fly!
.....Describe your Dream Wedding: the elvis chapel in vegas. i'm actually half serious on this one. if i get married i want to elope.
.....How do you want to die: painlessly
.....Where you want to go to college: Berkeley or San Diego. If i find a great out of state college with a good biology program maybe there too.
.....What do you want to be when you grow up: something with biology...i originally wanted to work in a lab but i figured i'd end up breaking most of the equipment so maybe that's not the job for me...i dunno i'd really like to be a field researcher. or an extreme scientist. that's the coolest job ever.
.....What country would you most like to visit: Canada! ooh i'm going there for a short bit next week. and i'd like to go to spain but since they hate vegetarians i'm shooting for venezuela!
## Series Nine - Opposite sex:
.....Best eye color?: most eyes are pretty to me
.....Best hair color?: any...even bright pink! (pink is a very masculine color)
.....Short or long hair?: i tend to like short better...but some guys can pull off the long hair. like Eric! he has nice hair.
.....Best height: anything...just not so ridiculously tall that i have to crane my neck to talk to them.
.....Best weight: eh
.....Best articles of clothing: jeeze i don't really care. oh well...checkered stuff is nice.
.....Best first date location: doing something fun
.....Best first kiss location: lol oh yes on a moonlit beach with the waves gently crashing against the sand...hah i crack myself up.
## Series Ten - Number of:
.....Number of people I could trust with my life: with my life? i don't trust anyone with my life....hmm what does that really mean anyway?
.....Number of CDs that I own: a bit less than how ever many my cd case can hold
.....Number of piercings: 2
.....Number of tattoos: none but perhaps someday
.....Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: my full name or my first name? first name is a billion since jennifer is such a unique name...my full name maybe once for the soda stuff
.....Number of scars on my body: 3 main ones right now...probably others elsewhere.
.....Number of things in my past that I regret: too many to count.
me: Sue, if my orthodontist's body ever turns up in a river it wasn't me, okay?
Sue: uhh...sure.
Posted
8:03 PM
by Jen
me: so you can get your license in 6 months right?
Beeny: yup
me: yeah it would probably be good to have some practice before then
Beeny: NO I DON'T WANT A TACO JAMES!
me: hahahah what?
Beeny: i'm special.
Wednesday, November 19, 2003
Posted
9:52 PM
by Jen
"two rum bottles are sitting on a table. one goes 'AHH! It's Steven, run!' the other one goes....'OH MY GOD! a talking rum bottle!'" ahaha Bianca's great.
today we did nothing but sit around and talk in spanish...like how Bianca ripped the tag off a Limited Too shirt in the 6th grade and replaced it with an Armani one...haha. and how awful high waisted pants are. and how we don't really like JC Pennys.
Posted
9:49 PM
by Jen
Me: Steven have you ever seen the ring?
Steven: No, why do i look like the girl?
ahaha for some reason that made everyone crack up.
tomorrow is an early day...hurrah! more time for homework shit.
taekwondo was fun...i like how we do different stuff every day. monday we focused mainly on the form and one step punching, today we did more hapkido hand grab stuff.
uhmmm...today was boring. that's about it...i was tired though i went to bed around 10:15...bleh. i'll try again.
Posted
5:50 PM
by Jen
Steven wasn't here to get his rum cookies so he'll get em tomorrow.
Bianca is so much fun to watch a movie with hehe. All during Pearl Harbor she kept making comments...hehe.
Bianca: It's fun to make fun of bad movies! Like Scream 3. I'm always the one laughing during horror movies...
me: you saw Scream 3?
Bianca: yeah it was so bad..."Look i'm a cripple! take my gun and we'll split up so we have absolutely no chance of surviving!"
me: so did he die?
Bianca: no! that's the hilarious part! if i was the killer i would've gone for him first...easy target
(after Bianca comments on how she would design planes to look like clouds)
Bianca: wouldn't things be great if i ran the military?
me: with cloud planes?
Bianca:...and flower bombs! no wait....like raindrops! wow those are some big raindrops....KABOOM!
then we talked about funny birthday cards. twas grand.
the chem is so tedious! arrrgh. stupid thermodynamics.
Mr. Erdman admires Ms. Komatsu because she can pinch people and get away with it.
that picture in frankie's french book is so great!
Sunday, November 16, 2003
Posted
11:50 PM
by Jen
i was so close to not watching tv for a week but i just HAD to watch the Aquabats DVD...dammit...i think i'm gonna give up because i gotta watch that DVD again. and donnie darko because i haven't seen that in a few weeks.
Posted
11:49 PM
by Jen
...dear roberta sparrow...i only hope the answers will come to me in my sleep...
Posted
11:48 PM
by Jen
aww i see what yael means...i want to give the emo child a hug (a different emo child) because he seems so sad all the time...although some would disagree.
i'm not much of a hugging person.
i should really stop updating and go to bed.
i shouldn't feel this way but i do and...it doesn't matter.
Posted
10:08 PM
by Jen
so the show last night was awesome as expected. not as good as the last show but still fun.
turns out Kim's friend Rachel knows Beeny! I said "do you know Beeny?" and she said "no" and i said "oh wait.....Colleen?" and she said "oh yeah i have A period with her" it's a small world eh?
anyway the first band, Reeve Oliver, was okay. Nothing special...just another one of those bands like Diffuser or whatever was at the last Bats show. Too generic, does nothing for me.
Nu-tra on the other hand i liked! They were like a harder Devo...was my favorite band so take me back to my happy land! Whip it, whip it good. yeah so they were like techno-y punk and it was interesting.
Starpool was the last opening band and they were so good! They were an awesome ska band so Chry and I had fun running into the skank pit and skanking around. The floor was suspiciously sticky though...wasn't really good for skanking.
then after a LONG time the Aquabats finally came on! I think we had to wait 25 minutes or something ridiculous. how long does it take to set up anyway? So "Anti-Matter" started up and I rushed to the front where I stayed for the duration of their set. I was one row from the rail the entire show except for the end where i was on the rail! Whee i was so proud of myself hehe. I've only been that close to the stage one other time (Phantom Planet) and that's because we got there like an hour early.
So like tradition I got hit in the head by a crowdsurfer. Yes this time i paid attention and when the security guard pointed behind me I raised my arms to keep some idiot from smacking me but..no dice. I had about 5 or 6 crowdsurfers hit me in the head. not fun. I would've had more smack me but i was next to this big tall guy so he kept them off of me. When I finally got on the rail I had a crowdsurfer kick me in the mouth (even the security guards agreed that wasn't cool) and one almost broke my neck. wheee good times!
this time there were no elitist indie bitches (oh jeebus if one of them had been at an aquabats show...) but there was guy-who-thinks-his-girlfriend-is-made-of-porcelain. those guys are so annoying. dude stop being so over protective of your girlfriend and let her mosh! of course they started making out while he shoved everyone out of the way.
so anyway the girl in front of me was lifted out of the pit and i was about to slide into her spot when the porcelain girl next to me started to squeeze into the empty space. so i stuck my hip in there and she gave me this real dirty look. the guy next to me said he'd move over if he could (which was nice) but the problem was porcelain's boyfriend with the metal-like arm. oh well i still had fun. oh yeah and when porcelain's boyfriend lifted his arm for a second i shoved my arm in so i was actually on the rail. i win!
oh the glitter! the glitter was everywhere.
for pool party they let a bunch of girls go onstage...i should've gone up there but i didn't. oh well...next time? i dunno they've never let anyone onstage before (at all the shows i've been to).
what's your last name? commander! that's my last name too! what's your first name? why it's bat! that's my first name too!
bat commander: we're not the best band in the universe...
guy next to me: that's a damn lie and you know it!
haha they had a new commercial this time...vapor action foot rub and medicinal leeches!
yeah so it was a good show but it seemed weirdly short...hmm i dunno. anyway i got a new shirt and THE DVD!! AHHHH!!! i have yet to watch the entire thing but it's truly a dazzling array of booya!
Posted
9:48 PM
by Jen
i don't get it ....i should stop trying since i never will...
Posted
9:10 PM
by Jen
damn i love the offspring...i saw a bench with an ad for splinter and i got so excited lol. december 9th!
me: the offspring should play a show in LA
westchester jeff: the offspring should play a show in my backyard!
Hey, come inside
While I stand here acting bold
Can't stand to feel this way
Clear out the cobwebs in my soul
This time I turn around
And things have changed
Now I don't feel the same
Start a fight
I can't defend
One more time
Dammit, I changed again
Now I don't see
Things the way I did before
Can't stand to feel this way
Things important yesterday
Don't matter anymore
It doesn't make any sense
To feel so different day to day
(Can't stand to feel this way)
When nothing's changed except for me
You brace and hold it all inside
It’s more than you can stand
No one around even tries
Tries to understand
Don’t turn away, don’t turn away
Come out swinging
Come out alone
They’re in your way
But as long as you’re swinging
Strong then you’ll get by
Your pacing’s wearing out a line
Right beside your bed
The scene replays a million times
Stuck inside your head
And though you stand in place
Your mind escapes
Read between the lies
Smile’s on your face
You fake like you’re ok
Don’t turn away, don’t turn away
Come out swinging
Out on your own
They’re in your way
You may be stinging
But you’ll get by
Don’t turn away, don’t turn away
Come out swinging
Never alone again
The pain inside can guide your way
Midnight, no sleep
Inside, you scream to
No one, hears you fall
Daylight, prove me today
One more try
Don’t turn away, don’t turn
Come out swinging
Come out alone
They’re in your way
You may be stinging
But you’ll get by
Don¹t turn away, don’t turn away
Come out swinging
Never alone again
Pain inside
Leads you through so you’ll get by
Posted
4:41 PM
by Jen
All her signals are getting lost in the ether, she's a landslide with a city beneath her
So take a good look, so you'll never forget it (That's what she wanted)
Take a deep breath, I know I'm gonna regret it (That's what she wanted)
Holly's looking dry looking for an easy target
Let her slit my throat give her ammo if she'll use it
Caution on the road lies lies and hidden danger.
Southern California's breeding mommy's little monster.
She's got a mission, and I'm collateral damage. (That's what she wanted)
She's the flower that you place on my casket. (That's what she wanted)
Savor the moment cause the memory's fleeting.
Take a photograph, as the last train is leaving.
Holly's looking dry looking for an easy target
Let her slit my throat give her ammo if she'll use it
Caution on the road lies lies and hidden danger.
Southern California's breeding mommy's little monster.
Better run run run run run (Holly let me out)
Better run run run run run (Holly let me out)
Better run run run run run (Holly let me out)
Better run run run run run run run (Holly let me out)
Posted
2:45 AM
by Jen
oh and our friend from homecoming, the one we "stalk" was on the dvd too. and this girl chris i know...i didn't know she liked the aquabats.
Posted
1:59 AM
by Jen
beeny!!!! john feldmann is on the aquabats dvd!!! they drink his water!...just thought everyone should know.
show was fun. i'll update later.
Friday, November 14, 2003
Posted
11:21 PM
by Jen
sometimes i'm so annoyed with the stupid shit...eh...whatever
today was okay...Mr. Erdman said we did really poorly on our quizzes and even a moron could have gotten a 5...haha i got a 5 so i was like "yay i'm a moron!" but it turns out that i got an 8 so i'm not a moron after all. and isaac only got a 9! sweeet. but ben lehman got a 14. damn him. (out of 12)
during math davis and i played this game where you use shapes to make different figures...we could NOT figure one out...Davis was so frustrated that he gave up haha.
we watched pearl harbor in asian studies...that movie is sad.
oh yes and bianca is making steven rum cookies for his birthday! lol awesome.
hehe kim is gonna run the marathon (next year)! lol good luck i could never attempt to do that. i don't think i could even WALK 26 miles...
football game was okay. i missed the floats :-(. I met junior and nik...they're cool. claudia and i spent a while talking to each other heh she's hilarious. LAURA is also incredibly funny!
Giuliana: (yelling to someone on the phone) i can't hear you!
Laura: I CAN!
Laura: *getting really into the game* NO NO NO! WRONG WAY! AHHH! GO GO !!
*Kimberly touches a bunch of peoples' hair then Laura's hair*
Laura: ew ew ew hair germs!!! ahhhh get it off me!
*some people brush by Laura*
Laura: they're touching me! ahh! DON'T TOUCH ME!
Laura: oh my god lady cover up your boobs! oh my god what are you wearing?!
Claudia: I'm easy.
Me: Claudia, you're addicted to those gummi bears aren't you?
Claudia: I can quit whenever i want
Ohudy was my leg warmer! heheh.
Now I could lie, by your side
Oh so ready for you
Don't be low, catch the crows
We'll be right beside you too
Now all's a rage, it's a stage
It's a waste of time though
And your style, seems worth while
But this lonely road has turned
And you faded there
Favorite day to dare
Vultures waitng
If you don't like me satisfy me
Yeah, I don't know yeah
Yeah, I won't go yeah
Yeah, save it I'm okay, okay?
And in the sun a loaded gun
Makes for conversation
All the while in denial
It's too late for me to change
And you were unchanged
Nothing more has changed
I could fake it
If you still hate me
It does escape me
Yeah, I don't know yeah
Yeah, I won't go yeah
Yeah, save it I'm okay, okay?
Yeah, I won't play yeah
Yeah, go away yeah
Yeah, save it I'm okay, okay?
And you never change
Nothing more has changed
I could fake it
If you still hate me
It does escape me
Yeah, I don't know yeah
Yeah, I won't go yeah
Yeah, save it I'm okay, okay?
Yeah, I won't play yeah
Yeah, go away yeah
Yeah, save it I'm okay, okay?
Deep inside I seek what's burning
Should have known all the while what's true
Went along, to fool myself
Can't go on, I can't escape it
All along
Think I'm really new
It was down in the words I've spoken
All along
Still believe in you
Now believe we are betrayed and broken
Close my eyes from the burning
All along, all the while its true
Take it on, turn your back
Either way, you can't escape it
All along
Think I'm really new
It was down in the words I've spoken
All along
Still believe in you
Now believe we are betrayed and broken
ohhh ohhh oh oh oh
All along
Think I'm really new
It was down in the words I've spoken
All along
Still believe in you
Now believe we are betrayed and broken
All along, I still believe in you
Drop me off right here
I can go no further
It seems life's too hard for you
How come I feel like hanging around to win
When it seems you always lose
When you're stuck in the middle
With rejections again
It's time to call your reject friends
And meet me at the bottom of the wishing well range
And talk about an hour of change
And it seems so bad
Yeah, it so bad
Can we rescue ourselves from the former lives we had?
Is it too late?
Is it game over?
Will it get better?
It's better or will it
'Cause
Willy don't got an eye
Willy don't got an eye
He lost it on the Fourth of July
He don't got an eye
Willy don't got an eye
Willy don't got an eye
Things will never be the same 'cause
Willy's on his way
Don't throw sparklers or shoot them through the air
'Cause you never know when it's coming down
Breathtaking Soccer
Can be such a shocker
So try to get away somehow
When all you got is your bike
But Bike Rides are dumb
You gotta take a look inside
And find the secrets to life
Are down at the bottom
Of the underground waterslide
And it seems so bad
Yeah, it so bad
Can we rescue ourselves from the former lives we had?
Is it too late?
Is it game over?
Will it get better?
It's better or will it
'Cause
Willy don't got an eye
Willy don't got an eye
He lost it on the Fourth of July
He don't got an eye
Willy don't got an eye
Willy don't got an eye
Things will never be the same 'cause
Willy's on his way
Can we remember what we've got
Before we open our big mouths
To complain about the things we cannot change?
Instead of always asking why
At least you've got your two good eyes
We could try to find our zone
Or just sit and cry alone
Willy don't got an eye
Willy don't got an eye
He lost it on the Fourth of July
Now he don't got an eye
So don't cry,
Baby!
Posted
7:30 PM
by Jen
my eczema is going crazy...my eyes itch ow :-(
i practiced some hapkido on lois today "here let me show you" "no no no don't hurt me!" "i'm not gonna hurt you here grab my arm" "no don't throw me!" "i'm not gonna throw you watch just grab my arm" *she grabs my arm and i slip out of her grasp* "see? i didn't throw you!"
lauren sang! heheh she sang "red sweater" aww that was cute. "sing with me lauren!" "no YOU sing with ME"
ahah and then the children went crazy (i could hear them screaming on the phone) and threw water all over the bathroom floor.
Greg: if the Greeks had seen the leaning tower they would've thrown up
Erdman: clothes do not jump off the floor onto hangers.
Christina: my clothes do that all the time
Lorenzo: are you smoking?!
Erdman: everyone is ugly in middle school
Claudia: CHINA CONTROLS THE WEATHER!!!
Claudia: MAYBE--
Ms. Kim: maybe what?
Claudia: oh nothing...i was talking to myself
ahah good times
oh yeah i came out of the vegan closet today...they have a "meat club" at school now...i made a comment and gave myself away...haha now erdman gets to pick on me.
Posted
6:58 AM
by Jen
doo doo oh doo doo what are we going to do with you? muahahaha
steven's birthday is on sunday...i think we're going to get him a rum cake. heh.
Staring at the white above
Can't tell if I'm alive or am I dead
Or is it in my head?
Where'd I go wrong
Staring at the white above
One day I closed my eyes and here I am
A cold, unhappy man
I've come to realize the life I have I hate
The pulse I need is slowly fading
Until I've lost it all
I've been waiting for an inspiration
For a chance I never got to take
Before it's much too late
Where'd I go wrong
Where's the boy that used to run?
Could it be he's up and gone away?
He seems so far away
And all the things I could have done
Could it be they've up and gone away?
They seem so far away
It feels as if the boy in me
Has left and been replaced with a cheap and bitter
Imposter of myself
I must find the one that used to be
Approach him slow, don't be afraid to say
"Can he come out and play?"
Where'd I go wrong
Staring at the sky above
I've found a chance I'm finally going to take
I've learned from my mistakes
Where'd I go wrong
Wednesday, November 12, 2003
Posted
9:21 PM
by Jen
it's official...i have to take P.E. next semester...i can't take guitar :-(. oh well maybe my dad will feel sorry for me and sign me up for real lessons...i wish taekwondo counted
2. Were you named after anyone? Most likely since everyone and their brother is named Jennifer. Oh wait…brother…yes I meant brother…
3. Do you wish on stars? Tunnels, candles, and other things but not stars.
4. Which finger is your favorite? Uhhh gee I don’t like to pick favorites with my fingers…they might turn against me.
5. When did you last cry? Recently
6. Do you like your handwriting? No haha. I remember in elementary school that was my worst grade. Heh.
7. What is your favorite lunch meat? Hmmm the fake ham slices by Yves are pretty good…
8. Who was you first boyfriend/girlfriend? Um Chris I guess
9. What is your most embarrassing CD on the shelf? I would say but they were given to me as gifts so that would be mean. I don’t listen to them anymore. No wait! Now. The first one. I think I liked 3 songs from the commercial so I bought it…then I found out the other 30 songs on the cd were pure crap.
10. If you were another person, would you be friends WITH you? I dowbt it I dwove. Actually maybe I dunno. Depends if I was easily annoyed or not.
11. Are you a daredevil? Perhaps…maia and I went on that ride called dive devil…I wouldn’t jump off a building or anything though. bungee jumping maybe.
12. Do you bite you toenails? No…I was about to reply that nobody does but I guess the person who wrote this quiz does…or maybe they know someone who does. If anyone reading this bites their toenails please get help now. You have a problem.
13. Do looks matter?
a) In people: mm not really. It’s what’s on the inside that counts, right gal? blood, guts, that sort of thing.
b) In objects: if you’re asking if I would drive around an ugly car like an element well then…I guess appearance of objects does matter to me. who designed those things anyway?!
14. Have you ever misused a word and it sounded absolutely stupid? Heh most likely
15. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? No but me lucky charms are!
16. Do fish have feelings? Fish are friends not food!
17. Are you trendy? Hahhaahahahah
18. How do you release anger? Listen to angry music, rant, throw my broken camera into the wall, etc. etc.
19. Where are your second homes? My brain. No…your pants!
20. Do you trust others easily? Uhhh yeah probably
21. What was your favorite toy as a child? I had this blanket I liked a lot. And lots of stuffed animals.
22. Are there any subjects at school that you think are totally useless? Asian studies! Haha. It’s true. And while P.E. is grand to get our kids into shape (actually…considering the P.E. program at our school…) it’s the reason I’m not going to be able to take guitar dammit! Arrrrrgh I’m so mad about that one. Everything else I’m taking I think is pretty worthwhile.
24. Have you ever been on radio or television? Indeed. Even Stevens and the Amanda Show to name a few…I used to be an extra. Ahhh the good ol days where I could take a day off of school and make 100 bucks.
25. Do you have a journal? An online one or a real one…uh…both.
26. Do you use sarcasm a lot? No, does it look like I use sarcasm a lot?
27. Have you ever been in a mosh pit? No Beeny and I are writing the Moshing Etiquette guide purely from imaginative experiences. (3 worst shows moshing wise…Pennywise at Warped Tour, The Aquabats at Glass House and AAR at the Palladium…surprisingly). Actually it should be have you ever been in a CIRCLE pit. Now those things are scary.
28. What do you look for in a guy/girl? Uhmmm able to hold a conversation…intelligent…sense of humor…isn’t annoyed by my sense of humor…that one is hard to find. Heh.
29. Your nicknames? Bah I have so many…jen, jenny, jen-jen, the gwenanobi, grammar bitch, Satan, Glitter Grrrlie (lol we didn’t pick that name dammit!), a few that nobody uses anymore…freshie, the clone, dominoes queen, pool princess…the list goes on
30. Would you bungee jump? Hmm maybe…if Maia went first.
31. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? I don’t tie my shoes to begin with
32. What are you worried about right now? Oh plenty…including the fear that I won’t have all the classes I need to graduate…I won’t get good SAT scores…I won’t get into the college I want…and others not pertaining to school. Oh and samara is going to crawl out of my TV. Hehe. (the tv in Spanish goes staticy me: ahh it’s like the ring! Belinda: I didn’t watch it! DON’T KILL ME!! *covers eyes*)
33. Do you ever wear overalls? Heh no. I don’t think I own a pair of overalls.
34. Do you think that you are strong? I’m working on it
35. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Mmm right now I like chocolate velvet soy delicious
36. What are your favorite colors? Green and orange
37. What is your least favorite thing in the world? Hah lots of things…meat…people who torture animals…criminal lawyers who get obviously guilty clients off scot free…drugs…cigarettes…etc etc
38. How many wisdom teeth do you have? i think 4. I’m dreading getting them pulled…Bianca was sick for like a week!
39. Who do you miss most right now? I miss soooo many people. I miss lois, alex, andy, daniel, john, and gaither from Spanish...i miss zeenat…I miss other people I haven’t seen in a while
40. Why did you do this survey? So I could be just like Frankie! Haha actually uh procrastination I guess.
Serious Awesomeness--The Aquabats
Phantom Planet DVD
30 years at haunt- Halloween Haunt documentary
Pirates of the Caribbean
there was another one i think....Goldfinger?
yeah obviously i don't have enough money for all these things...but i can dream.
Bianca: Steven, what are you looking at?
Steven: the time
Bianca: No, Steven, that's a thermometer!
me: it's 73 o clock!
Bianca: haha look at that picture! It's Karim and Steven!
Karim: damn Steven you're fat!
Bianca: what if we had a hobo on the bus, not Karim?
Bianca: that old lady is scary
Christina: when did you take a picture of an old lady?
me: it's in the background of the picture i took of you
Christina: where was that? right here? *points to crotch*
Bianca: Daniella doesn't seem happy. She doesn't like to go shopping.
Bianca: i used to have a shopping card and i would go into dani's room and take all her clothes out of the drawers and put them in my cart. one time i went in there when my mom and dani were having a conversation and my mom said "oh shopping are we? you're going to have to pay for those" so i went to my room, got some money, and handed it to my mom. she said "thanks." some people start early.
Posted
5:32 PM
by Jen
yesterday was fun! we went on a few new rides (like perilous plunge and xcellerator) and a few old ones (like supreme scream and boomerang). hahah beeny screamed "i hate you!" all the way down perilous plunge and xcellerator. i thought the x-thingy was the best ride. beeny didn't go on supreme scream with me hehe. then we walked around a bit trying to contain ourselves (it was difficult with so many delicious...erm...cute children about). then we bought stuff (i got a booklet thingy to hold my souvenir pennies) and left. yay!
today was really fun. bianca and i had lots of fun at the museum (we missed belinda though :-()and then we got pink lemonades (i stole mine muahaha) which seemed to have too much sugar as we couldn't stop laughing. fun times.
Posted
7:01 AM
by Jen
THE gwenanobi: i'm totally going so fast---aw fuck
Warlain58: GET THAT KID OFF MY ICE YOU LITTLE WANKERS
THE gwenanobi: lol
THE gwenanobi: no don't give him the stick!
Posted
9:02 PM
by Jen
ahah gal should have a show called "the life and times of gal" or something like that. and the pasta making would be a fine episode. i mean, i'd watch it.
Posted
9:01 PM
by Jen
that's sad...oh well i'm used to it
me: *points to a picture of jesus* look he's bleeding!
Mike: *looking down* pussy. *looks up* oh it's jesus. my bad.
me: what's more fun than spinning a baby 100 mi/hr on a clothesline?
Bianca: having sex with it first?
Mike: correction, having sex with it afterwards. eww sloppy baby seconds!
me: how do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
Bianca: sit on it and have sex with it?
me: Steven, I wouldn't trust you with my children
Steven: i swear i didn't know there was rum in the cake!
Posted
12:24 AM
by Jen
Warlain58: Best concert ever <3<3
Warlain58: they rock in concert
THE gwenanobi: oh shut up
THE gwenanobi: haha
Warlain58: Geoff: [after for the workforce, drowning] We're gonna play a lot of new songs for you guys and some old ones, this one's an old one
Warlain58: Paris in flames starts
Warlain58: I passed out
i wonder if that was from the alcohol or from the love of thursday. maybe both.
Posted
12:19 AM
by Jen
and i hate, hate, hate your guts
i hate, hate, hate your guts
and i'll never talk to you again
unless---
hehe i like blink 182 too beeny
i hope we get to go to the show beeny!! i hope i'm allowed to go since the next day i'm going to...welcome to canada it's a maple leaf state canada oh canada it's great
i said "mom why are we flying to canada if we're going to washington?" and she said "because it's cheaper" true that.
Sunday, November 09, 2003
Posted
9:34 PM
by Jen
Your memory’s gone and so is your life (your life)
Mota boy
But losing out just never felt so right
Your enemy’s you and so is your life (your life)
Mota boy
But losing out might feel okay all night
Mota!
Your memory’s gone and so is your life (your life)
Mota boy
But losing out just never felt so right
Your enemy’s you and your couch is your life
(your life)
Mota!
Posted
7:55 PM
by Jen
awww...i wish i was at a rancid show. oh well i'd probably die in the pit. hahah beeny and i were so far away at warped tour...and somehow a circle pit STILL managed to be near us. crazy rancid fans.
AQUABATS! LESS THAN A WEEK!
Posted
7:51 PM
by Jen
my pseudo shepard's pie turned out well. take that martha stewart.
Posted
7:50 PM
by Jen
Sometimes I think I'm gonna drown
Cause everyone around's so hollow
I'm alone
Sometimes I think I'm going down
But no one makes a sound
They follow
And I'm alone
Yeah if I make it I'd be amazed
Just to find tomorrow
One more day and I'd be amazed
Just to see it waiting
And if I make it I'm still alone
No more hope for better days
But if I could change
Then I'd really be amazed
And when you know you can't relate
To one more shiny face
Your heart breaks
No one cares
And when you know you can't go on
Cause everything is wrong
Your heart breaks
But no one's there
Posted
7:08 PM
by Jen
i have a newfound respect for rachel rey. sure she's annoying but i have to have respect for someone who can make a meal like the one i just made, make it look easy, and in 30 minutes. pretty good. and she has two books on the best seller's list. so i still won't watch 40 dollars a day...but the respect is there.
Posted
5:07 PM
by Jen
i downloaded DoD today...heh but my computer is crappy so the lag is really really bad. somehow i managed to kill this guy even though my computer was frozen and he was jumping around. hehe. anyway i think i'm gonna download it onto my parents' computer secretly...muahaha...because i need DoD!
Posted
1:20 AM
by Jen
kim stole two palm trees. what a klepto.
Posted
1:20 AM
by Jen
we got so many weird stares while we skanked...ahh it was great.
Posted
1:19 AM
by Jen
dammit! of course Warlain had to brag about the Thursday show he went to...bastard.
anyway homecoming! most of it was fun, some of it was lame. the highlight of the dance was definitely the skanking and the guy in the aquabats shirt. ahhh! that was so cool! suddenly kim gasped and we turned around to see the aquadude staring at us! so we introduced ourselves to the guy (he was wearing my aquabats shirt by the way) and he said he would be at the show on saturday. which i'm going to because i got my ticket today! hurrah! anyway so later we saw this guy skanking with some people around him trying to skank. so chrystine and i ran over there and immediately started skanking with the guy. so for about an hour after that we skanked around getting people to join us (we skanked to horrible rap music and latin music by the way). it was so much fun! these girls came up to us and were like "you guys are so cool! " and they started skanking with us. woo it was good exercise. some people gave new meaning to get your freak on....and some people were scary...and some perople were funny...and some people were awwww so cute! ben became a man! lol and whoa graciela can work it. anyway there were a lot more people that we knew there this time so we had lots of fun. i think chry should run for homecoming king next year.
oh yeah! chris bought chrystine this $10 balloon. jeebus. haha. so that became her "date" and we danced around with it. hahah .good times.
Saturday, November 08, 2003
Posted
12:02 AM
by Jen
hmm we didn't get too much done at the meeting today...actually we did plan out all our pages so we know now what is officially going in and whatnot...chry's poem got in yay! then sami led us off onto another tangent...something about insults, homosexuality, boys flirting, and mother fucking. good times. then kabir didn't like the title of our issue (the inoffensive dot) but he couldn't come up with something better so i think that is what it shall be.
tangents remind me of math class...blah...i think i did okay on my test today...*crosses fingers*
chem today was interesting...mr. erdman made water balloons explode, bursts of air hit us, and broke a glass tube. or was that yesterday? blah i can't remember anything.
which reminds me of DORY. my parents rented finding nemo (lol i almost wrote finding emo) so i saw it for my third time. "my name is dory and here's my story, i'm from the reef and i don't eat beef!" hah yeah...the deleted scenes weren't working on the dvd :-(
then i went on the search for a homecoming outfit...i think i have something and i think my dates and i are going to match. heh we're such nerds.
that's about all...tomorrow is homecoming and i have another class tomorrow. hurrah!
Thursday, November 06, 2003
Posted
11:03 PM
by Jen
JD was at the AAR/ Hoobastank show i went to! awesome. see it's okay that she has my name because she's cool.
Posted
10:13 PM
by Jen
one thing i absolutely hate in english...analyzing poetry. why do we have to analyze it? can't we just enjoy it? arrrgh i don't fucking care what the tone of "song of myself" is, nor to i care what literary terms contribute to this tone.
stupid english.
:-( i miss ms. willcox's class. i wish i had ms. mather.
Posted
7:08 PM
by Jen
Isaac and I had an interesting discussion about how 8th grade/senior pictures were larger than that of the underclassmen. and about his wallet made entirely of duct tape.
Sami: wouldn't it be great to be a trashy novelist and write under a pen name just to make money?
Ms. Mather: actually yeah that would be a good job
Sami: I mean that stuff is almost porn
Ms. Mather: it IS porn. softcore porn.
*the room goes quiet and everyone looks at Sami and Ms. Mather*
Sami: anyway...onto layout...
hehe. yeah so child consumption! my poem is gonna be next to Kabir's in the issue. His is so awesome it's like an SAT test...it's cool...be sure to pick up a copy of Written Voice when they come out yo.
uhmm what else? oh yeah Asian Studies was fun... Mike, Bianca, Sheri and I worked on our English homework..
Mike: man if i was an english teacher I'd be like...NEVER EVER USE I, WE, OR US IN AN ESSAY OR I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! or LEARN WHAT COLLOQUIALISM IS OR I'LL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT IN YOUR NECK!
lol yeah he'd be a teacher for about three days before he frightened the children to death and they told their parents. but it would be funny.
in spanish we did nothing...belinda and i practised hapkido and then made a list of why we were going to visit stevenland.
ms. quitegui: okay monday we DEFINITELY have to work.
Wednesday, November 05, 2003
Posted
9:43 PM
by Jen
that huge bag of halloween candy isn't even tempting me. now that jar of peanutbutter on the other hand...well that's just calling my name. anyway if anyone wants any candy you can have it all...it's just gonna sit around my house and get gross.
taekwondo was fun...it was just me and this other guy so i got basically a private lesson...learned a bit of hapkido which is like how to defend yourself if someone grabs your arm and stuff...not a lot of kicking or punching...mostly twisting and throwing. fun stuff.
english was just a big waste of time...it took kim and i almost the entire period to do like 3 math problems...productive aren't we? 1/12 x squared! ahaha we're such math nerds. kim made hats for some people and eric and i busied ourselves giving them to each other as presents..."happy birthday!" "happy easter!" "happy kwanza!" we went through i would say all the popular holidays...even president's day and martin luther king's birthday and all that good stuff.
3rd we got new books so we had to fill out those book cards
erdman: no you don't have to fill out the title. just put "purple book." and if you can't remember the room number, just put "hell."
i got sam siegel's book so i traded zeb for it. who knows there may be secret messages that only the siegel family can decode hidden within. dun dun dun.
and that's about all.
Posted
5:38 PM
by Jen
man today we had a sub in spanish...and she made me go sit on the other side of the room away from bianca and belinda! not nice. karim saw that i was sad and he passed me steven's old id photos to cheer me up.
steven: they're not trading cards!
so of course that made me laugh...
sub: so you guys are supposed to do this assignment...
steven: oh we're done
everyone: no YOU are done steven
Tuesday, November 04, 2003
Posted
8:07 PM
by Jen
steven: *hands ms. quitegui a listerine breath mint thingy* you want one?
ms quitegui: what is this steven, drugs?
steven: no! it's not a drug....anymore...
ahaha.
karim: so what does natalie look like? is she hot?
christina: uhm...sure...
steven: are you sure you know her?
bianca, belinda, and i: you made natalie up in the first grade!
ahaha and belinda even does the voice! she's planning on reading her entire essay in the teen girl squad voice and she wants me to do mine in a homestar voice. haha bianca should do a pom pom voice! "bubble bubble bubbly double bubble"
Posted
2:26 PM
by Jen
hmm interesting day today i think....1st period eh...2nd period...
Ms. Kraft: *looks at our ID pictures* you guys are the best class i've ever had! if i was in highschool i'd either want to date you or be a lesbian!
lol. anyway i'm not sure what ms. kraft is on because those pictures were HORRIBLE. They were all faded and washed out...everyone looks really pale and ghostly. i look really sick (actually i think i was sick that day) and bianca agrees, "you look like you have jaundice!" yeah.
3rd...oh man we did this lab with 6 molar hydrochloric acid (12 molar is the highest possible) so everyone was afraid it would burn them (lorenzo was burned)...Maia wanted me to deal with the acid but i told her i'd just break the test tube (i've already broken 2 beakers this year) so i let her deal with it. anyway we completely messed up our lab but oh well...erdman said it was okay as long as we say why we messed up. we came back at lunch to finish our lab and i listened to science bowl...i knew 3 questions! haha...sad considering the score i got on my AP bio test.
6th period was fun...we wrote essays about a trip we were taking...i wrote about my trip to "child consumer land" haha
me: ms quitegui how do you say "to pay for my trip i will take babies and sell them?"
ms. quitegui: *covers her face with her hands* what are you writing about now?
ahaha and then Steven's one night stand! with Natalie, the girl he made up in the first grade. oh man we were laughing so hard today...Maia visited our class (she didn't have golf practice) and she looked frightened...
then on the bus...oh man i can't believe what some people will do when dared to do so...wow...wow...that's all i can say...wow and oh my god. hahaha. i wonder how certain people reacted. heh.
Monday, November 03, 2003
Posted
9:30 PM
by Jen
*twitches erratically* going...into...grammar bitch mode...can't help it...ahhhh! *head explodes*
Posted
9:27 PM
by Jen
oh and i told the teacher guy that i used to play soccer and he said "good then you should have strong leg muscles" and i was like "hah...yeah...."
Posted
9:25 PM
by Jen
ahahah! that was funny. anyway taekwondo was so much fun! it was really hard too...my legs are all sore and crap. my teacher guy went to venice when ms davis was only a vice principal. cool. so i learned 5 technique things which was hard but fun. I got to "fight" against this one lady (it wasn't really fighting as it was extremely slow and carefully choreographed) and she helped me out which was nice.
ki-yah!
Posted
6:23 PM
by Jen
wow belinda really liked my light up necklace thingy. maybe i'll give it to her. i should've bought her one since they were only a dollar...oh well.
today...same ol same ol. boring. did well on my ap art history test...which is nice since i bombed the chem quiz...eh oh well i have one more chance (the fourth one counts). man mr. erdman loves torturing us...he puts all the answers to the quiz up immediately after we finish taking it...just so we can smash our heads into our desks for being so stupid. honestly i made the dumbest mistake today...jesus i forgot what nitrogen gas was...man...i don't think i got any right....eh oh well if it's really crappy he'll drop it. ooh then he put marshmallow pumpkin peeps in the vacuum cylinder and they puffed up really big, then he turned off the vacuum and all the air rushed out and they shrank. good times.
uhmmm yeah that's about it...i'm about to go to my first taekwondo lesson in about 8 or 9 years....should be fun. i hope i'm able to stick with it and get to at least purple belt because that means sparring! hooray! beating people up but not hurting them or getting hurt in the process...sounds like fun to me.
Sunday, November 02, 2003
Posted
5:41 PM
by Jen
the offspring is touring lame places....like ohio. come here dammit!
Posted
5:00 PM
by Jen
oh yeah and when we were on the calico mine ride (army of the underworld) i told these girls they were on the "scary side" and that it was good they had their blinky lights on so that they monsters could easily tell where we were...they quickly turned off all their lights lol.
girl: turn yours off! turn it off!
ooh and maia got this great scare in the clown maze...we were walking by a clown behind bars but the bars were made of rubber so he leaned through them at maia...hehe that was great.
maia thinks that 6 flags is just as good as knotts...i dunno i think knotts is way better.
Posted
4:53 PM
by Jen
so then we saw this show called the hanging where they parody lots of things from last year...and this year's hanging was pirate themed! haha it was great the captain's name was "jack swallows" there were so many dirty jokes....like there was a pirate called "queer eye"...
Queer eye: i've been polishing knobs!
other pirates: eeew!
queer eye: of the doors! and i've been tossing salads
other pirates: eew!
queer eye: okay that one i actually did.
haha and their old ships were the "bloody brown eye" and there was another one that had to do with an ass and the captian said there were no more because he "wrecked 'em" *crickets chirp*
captain: get it? RECTUM!
ahaha and the black pearl necklace made by semen....
other pirates: ewww!
captain: no! it's a rope made by old sailors jeeze.
and he told all his crew to "stand behind him" aha it was great. then they started killing off people like
50 cent: hey shorty, it's your birthday
pirate: well here's your present! *stabs 50 cent*
avril comes on: *starts singing*
pirate: *stabs avril* i guess everything was complicated
then someone said something about a ring
golem: *holding a video tape* my precioussss! i didn't rewind!
*charlie's angels come on*
charlie: angels your mission is to find out why demi moore at 40 looks prettier than all of you combined
angel: where is she anyway?
charlie: she's breast feeding
angels: she had a baby?!
charlie: no, ashton kutcher
then this evil pirate was resurrected (who was originally supposed to be freddy but they had to change it because new line got pissed off) and the matrix people came out and said he was "the one" so they told him to pick the red pill or the blue pill which was "zoloft" haha which caused all these side effects...so he chose the red one and it went dark and a giant pacman came out and then dory!
dory: p. sherman 42 wallaby way, sydney. just keep swimming!
evil pirate: i found nemo!
nemo's dad (can't remember the name): you found my son?!
evil pirate: yeah he was delicious! *holds up a fishbone* sushi!
ahh there were so many other great things it was just a great show. oh and while we were waiting for it to start they played these "blood light" commercials haha those were great. oh yeah and after the show was over they played relient k's version of "the pirates who don't do anything"!! i was so surprised...i started singing along. "and i've never been to boston in the fall!"
then it got FREEZING cold so we went into a store to warm up...i was gonna get kim something with linus waiting for the great pumpkin but everything was too expensive. all the haunt shirts were 50% off but they were ridiculously large so it wasn't worth it. ah well next year they'll be 5 bucks like the shirt i have.
then we went to lore of the vampire which was really cool...i got bitten again hehe. the line was extremely short so we decided to go to the inquisition next. maia and i agreed that it was one of the scariest mazes of the night. there were so many monsters! a monster would pop out on my left and then another would pop out on my right... it was great.
for our last maze of the night we decided on the asylum. this maze creeped maia out because she had just seen silence of the lambs and hannibal lecter (sp?) escapes from a mental institution....she said one of the cells looked just like his. oooh those creepy voices "why am i in here? i don't need to be here. why am i here? look i'm here she's here you're here..." ahh it was freaky! and then the "walls are closing in" part was also creepy.
oh wait no! we went in the underground after that because the line was really short so that was our last maze of the night. i love that tunnel part where it spins and makes you feel like you're tipping over.
then we went on montezuma's revenge (maia: wow knotts DOES have good rides!) and then we left! it was lots of fun but probably would've been better with more people. mary was supposed to go with us but her parents wouldn't let her because she had gone to a party the night before. oh well i still had a great time...hatchet high and malice in wunderland are still my favorites. maia's favorite was the clown maze.
Posted
3:35 AM
by Jen
so halloween was pretty fun...went trick or treating with Ben, Aaron, Kim, Gracie and Chry. Ben was Jack Sparrow, Kim was a pirate, Gracie was either a girl with a large butcher knife or the girl from the story with the ribbon around her neck, Aaron was nothing (he freeloaded off of everyone else's candy), and I was Donnie Darko.
then it started pouring so we went back to sami's and watched the ring. uhmmm yeah i thought it was scary. so did chry and gracie! hehe aww poor chry. people kept pretending to be samara with their hair in their faces...
then today i went to a ucla lecture thingy...it was okay i got bored after 2 hours. luckily they let us have a break so belinda, laura, kiri and i ran around outside jumping on each others' shadows. then we went back inside and i played blockman on lois's calculator for the remainder of the lecture. there's only so much AP chemistry a person can take.
anyway then i went to maia's house and she drove to knotts! she's a really good driver but her mom was screaming at her the entire time. fun. then we went to subway and then got into knotts! hurrah!
so first we went on the log ride, red moon massacre. maia freaked out a bit but we had lots of fun. she agreed it was much better than the one at 6flags. then we went on the calico mine ride where maia perfected her scream. after the calico mine ride we went to buy thingymabobs...i bought a knotts pin and a knotts light up necklace (a dollar each because they're from last year) and maia bought body glitter that glows under black light. haha we put on the body glitter and it was so creepy seeing maia's face with all these weird glowing specks. i tried to take a picture but it didn't work. malice was awesome as usual...i used my 3d glasses and it made the maze so much cooler. then we went to the carnival of carniverous clowns...this one clown tried SO hard to scare me...
clown man: *sticks his face next to mine* rawr!
me: *stares blankly at clown man*
clown man: *tries again* GRR!
me: *stares blankly at clown man*
clown man: *tries one final time* RAWR!
me: *sticks tongue out at clown man* MEH!
clown man: *walks away*
i need to learn how to growl like the monsters because when they growled at me i tried growling back but that just caused the guy in front of me to make fun of me.
then we went to hatchet high...i noticed some more details like the home ec teacher was "m. stewart" and on one of the walls it said "when does the period end? (or maybe it was when is next period?)" with a blood splotch next to it. haha.
oh yeah and after we exited the clown maze into the arcade i watched this guy play the MTV drumscape thing...then he left but he still had time left so i sat down and played...even though i don't know how to play the drums. hehe.
after hatchet high we went to blood bayou...these girls were singing songs from the nightmare before christmas behind us and i joined in. the guy that slides out from beneath the bed wasn't there :-(. he was cool.
more later...i'm tired...man the hanging is the best show ever..."i found nemo" "you found my son?!" "he was delicious. sushi!" "I have wood!...in my leg" "i polished all the knobs...of the doors!" jack swallows.
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